Tortured Seque

You may have heard about the strange case of the mass bird deaths in Arkansas. As part of the coverage, Anderson Cooper brought on noted expert, Kirk Cameron, to discuss the theories that are …

… wait, what?

Kirk doesn’t seem to have any more of an idea of what he’s doing there than I do. My guess is, they had him on the line and decided to wedge him in. Still, he gives a remarkable sane interview, right up until the 3:20 mark.

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67 Responses to Tortured Seque

  1. UrsaMinor says:

    Wow. The solemnity with which Anderson Cooper asks inane questions of a non-expert is hilarious.
    The logic is astounding. We have a bunch of unexplained wildlife deaths. Some people think it might be a sign of the end times. So let’s ask an actor who portrayed a fictional character on a TV show about the end times what he thinks about the wildlife deaths? But oh, wait, we’re not really interested in his opinion on the wildlife deaths at all! We are seeking spiritual enlightenment from this man on matters of Christian theology…

    Wow.

  2. Dan Tres Omi says:

    so the Pilgrims left us clues? wow

    • UrsaMinor says:

      Yes, but perhaps someone should gently point out to this guy that the Pilgrims didn’t found the United States of America.

  3. Strategist says:

    It’s like Flash forward…

  4. Lynn says:

    Why didn’t he get a Muslim or rabbi or buddhist, etc. on there to see what they think it all means? It’s gettin crazy out there!

  5. Oakley says:

    At least Kirk started with something like “I don’t know why you’re asking me [for pity's sake!]” At least he had that much momentary sense.

    • Revyloution says:

      I was shocked at how skeptical Cameron was. I just about spit my coffee out when he said that he assumed he would die before the rapture happened.

      When he said ‘Call a veterinarian’, I almost fell out of my chair! Relying on an educated expert to find the answer? Perhaps it is a sign of the end times.

  6. Oakley says:

    …unlike Anderson. Too bad, cause I liked Anderson’s extensive coverage from Haiti last year.

    • nazani14 says:

      He may still be a bit shell-shocked after being razzed by Kathy Griffin and Joan Rivers. They went on about how white he was at great length.

  7. nazani14 says:

    The birds did not fall, it’s a case of intelligent throwing.

    I wonder if they drank from the water that killed the fish.

  8. trj says:

    “The pilgrims left us clues”. I think it’s a pretty safe bet that these “clues” will turn out to be religious values, and probably in some idealised, historically inaccurate version at that. So which of the many hundreds of conflicting pilgrim denominations will Kirk select as the True Roots of American Christianity? I’ll take a wild guess that it’ll be the ones that most closely resemble his own faith.

  9. Igor says:

    If he does real research on the original Pilgrims, I don’t think he’s gonna like them. They were a remarkably dour, intolerable lot, with set ideas that were based on a specific reading of Biblical texts. Singing, dancing, discussion – all were forbidden…oh wait, maybe he’ll like them after all. Or we’ll get a documentary about happy smiling Pilgrims with buckled hats and shoes, who can be traced as the origins of the Tea Party. I’m guessing #2.

    • Michael says:

      Are you sure about that? I would associate all that more with the Puritans than the Pilgrims. I mean, I know the Pilgrims weren’t exactly a liberal lot, but I didn’t think they were as ascetic as the Puritans.

      • Igor says:

        You’re probably right, although folks in buckled hats and shoes all look alike to me! ;-)

        Yeah verily, the Puritans were the sourpusses (they forbade Christmas celebrations too), but I think Puritanism and Pilgrimacy (?) weren’t too far apart. One thing for sure, they all hated the Papists! What a jolly bunch.

        • Michael says:

          I only recently learned that, in fact, Pilgrims did not wear black and did not have buckles on their hats or shoes. Later depictions of them dressed like this used those as symbols of quaintness, much like is done in modern times with Santa.

          But yeah, I don’t know how well the Pilgrims and the Puritans got along, but they certainly were both at least ten Bushes more conservative than the religious right today.

    • trj says:

      Nah, I’m pretty sure this documentary will just come up with the usual run of the mill right-wing Christian agenda. It’ll turn out that the pilgrims wanted us to:
      - Promote the Bible (especially the Ten Commandments) in schools, courts, libraries and other public places
      - Use the Bible as a basis for government and policy making
      - Teach creationism in the class room
      - Focus on the “traditional” family (ideally with a patriarchal father and a stay-at-home mother)
      - Oppose everything homosexual

      All of it most likely sprinkled with a spoonfull of revisionist bullshit about how the Founding Fathers intended USA to be a Christian nation.

      There. I saved you all the trouble of watching it.

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  11. rufus says:

    Oh, Kirk’s “Monumental” should be wonderful. David Barton is part of it.

  12. Brian says:

    Sounds like a real life National Treasure movie. Maybe it’s all about bananas.

  13. MahouSniper says:

    I really hate to say this, but I agreed with everything he said there, description of his completely unrelated movie notwithstanding. He made a lot of sense and generally just said what I was thinking.

    His movie idea is retarded though. The pilgrims sucked.

  14. Lynsy says:

    Around 1:52 Kirk goes into how people love to “find codes” and such. The irony that he ends by discussing his movie about the “clues” left behind by pilgrims…

  15. Mike says:

    Mock ye not! The end times ARE coming.

    In about 4.5 billion years from now, the Sun will turn into a red giant….will YOU be ready?

  16. Jordan says:

    Aside from Kirk Cameron’s brain, most of the rest of him is looking pretty nice. It doesn’t matter if most everything he says is cuckoo bananas because it’s still coming out of that hunky mouth of his.

    • UrsaMinor says:

      And he used to look like such a dork. Who knew he’d recover so well?
      Still needs some facial hair to complete the transformation to full hunk, though.

  17. Peter Cross says:

    Time to earn my pedantry stripes: the word in the title should be segue, not seque.

    • LRA says:

      LOL! I kept looking at that and I just couldn’t figure out why it didn’t look right… it was the little curly part of the “g” that was missing. Ahhhhhh, relief!!!!! I can move on with my day now.

      :D

      • Kodie says:

        I looked up ‘seque’ in the dictionary, it’s some computer language.

        “Seque: A Programming Language for Manipulating Sequences”, R.E. Griswold et al, Comp Langs 13(1):13-22 (1988).

        I can’t really understand the use of seque OR segue here, so I assumed it’s supposed to be clever and I’m not.

  18. Robert Jase says:

    The end MUST be near! Why I saw two roadkilled squirrels on my way to work just this morning.

    • Beth Smart says:

      You may want to go back and pick these up, and put them in the freezer for future food source : ) The governments food agenda to cause famine is getting closer.. Good Luck

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  20. Beth Smart says:

    Since the birds and fish kills are world wide, I tend to believe the governments has their hands in this.situation. I believe what’s happening, is that the governments are running their game plan by using the Bible”s timeline to achieve their goal. And their new religious agenda is luciferism. a quick fix fast food religion. And by this title of religion, we know which side this lucifer is on.

    • Kodie says:

      And by this title of religion

      Which you made up in your teeny-tiny brain, possibly bought at a garage sale.

      • Beth Smart says:

        luciferism is very real. it is the newage..very easy to find out.in a search. it would do you well to get updated information. no garage sales for sure. This luciferism will be the NWO’s religion. It promotes light.love and goodness to bring in the people who are looking for a safe haven , then it will deceive the people who are in this. We all know who Lucifer sides with. Thanks.

    • trj says:

      Makes sense.

      • Beth Smart says:

        Ya, these animal kills are world wide. I have a google map which pinpoints all the kills within these few days..2 places in Austraila. Many in Europe. Could be this HAARP thing, or phosgene workings. just so the government will have an excuse to vaccinate everyone.. deception to the people is running on an all time high lately.

        • Yoav says:

          What were you drinking, it must be really good.

          • Sunny Day says:

            The Quack Trifecta!

          • Beth Smart says:

            Morning, Oh lol it’s very real. I wish it was as easy to blame it on “drink” this bird and fish kill is world wide. I have a google map which pinpoints and gives the locations and discription of every animal death related to this situation. I usually stay on YT and my own area of internet sites doing research for certain people related to this Govt agenda, And the Spiritualism war we are in.My “mentors” are very reknown in their circles.and all they deal with are facts. Yes ! You have it right, the Quack Trilateral Commission, the illuminates, the elites, the bloodline, the masons, druids.. These people are still the same 13 people who run this world, and the tier falls down the pyramid Have a good day!

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