Monthly Archives: February 2011

THE BEAST!!!

Posted on February 2, 2011 by Daniel Florien

This is just too much. Not only is it one of the worst death metal songs in all of history, but the lyrics are word-for-word from Revelation, somehow making it even worse. Enjoy! (via Daily Derp)

Posted in Christianity, Music, Videos | 14 Comments

King Solomon Pickup Lines

Posted on February 2, 2011 by Daniel Florien

“I didn’t really know what he was talking about, but I knew it was from the Bible.” They didn’t use any of the good ones though; that’s how you can know they’re conservative Christians parodying themselves. Here are some better … Continue reading →

Posted in Bible, Christianity, Humor, Videos | 9 Comments

Another Quest for the Ark

Posted on February 2, 2011 by vorjack

You may remember sometime back, there was an announcement that Noah Ark had been found by the Noah’s Ark Ministries International (NAMI). The status of that find is now in question, as two Turkish brothers posted a letter admitting that … Continue reading →

Posted in Bible, Christianity, Current Events | 9 Comments

Awkward Christian Tweet

Posted on February 1, 2011 by Daniel Florien

@JohnPiper: “Lot was so drunk he didn’t know he had had sex with his daughters (Gen. 19:35). It can happen again.” I like this comment: “Lot was able to have an erection while drunk? Twice?” (via)

Posted in Christianity, Fundamentalism, Humor | 36 Comments

Giants in the Park

Posted on February 1, 2011 by vorjack

We’re all aware now that the “Ark Encounter” theme park proposed by Ken Ham and Answers in Genesis plans to have unicorns and dragons. But one pressing question remains, and the new blog Remnant of Giants has the guts to … Continue reading →

Posted in Bible, Christianity, History | 25 Comments