Matthew 19:12 springs to mind.
(swiped from Jesus Needs New PR)
Make Your Own Joke Here …
March 4, 2011 By 17 Comments
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Nuts! There goes the church basketball league.
Maybe it’s for choir practice?
(What? Is it too soon for castratii jokes?)
Then how come they’re so misogynistic?
If I may make a serious point, balls are hardly necessary for misogyny. As a man who supports equality, I’m greatly annoyed when misogyny is presented as something specifically male. Need I point out the scads of women in the church teaching the doctrine of the “submissive helpmeet”?
Deuteronomy 23:1
He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.
Only those with stones my preach or run this church, but we need the women to be the faithful sheeple followers, or we’ll die out.
Feminazis!
If they had Balls, they wouldn’t be in church.
You want us to make a joke about no balls in church? Not necessary……… Religion is the greatest joke on the Planet!
Yes, so true and why Christ was so at odds with it, why the ‘religious leaders’ despised Him so much. Great insights! ;)
So you’re saying that Jesus would recommend doing away with the Christian church, and would be totally fine with gays, and accepting of evolution? Right on! ;)
As far as I can tell rebranding a religion into a relationship somehow makes it more true as other religions don’t have a relationship with their god … no I don’t understand how that works either, much the same as you have to believe the conclusion first and then you will believe the evidence that leads to that conclusion – can you imagine if they ran criminal trials like that?
Do you think Jesus knew about the internet?
And if he were around today would he spend more time on his iPhone or out and about?
Carpenters can afford iPhones after all
Too easy…
Fish and barrels come to mind, but the sign DOES say it all!
This is my kind of church.
Cause no one will be preaching and or talking.
Too bad im not allowed
1 Corinthians 14:34
i am soooooooooo tierd