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I’m with the kid on the middle row, third from the left.
Wait, wait, wait… I thought the devil did that?
Which creates an interesting discussion point: if God did indeed do that, would it not be considered the creation of a falsehood? And if so, it falls directly counter to Hebrews 6:18 and Titus 1:2, which states that God cannot lie.
I get some great hurrr durrr responses when I toss that one out.
I asked something similar to a creationist at one point. I don’t remember their answer, only that it was ridiculous.
Or you could ask them about 1 Kings 22:23 and 2 Chronicles 18:22, in which God boasts about how he’s lied to people. Or Jeremiah 20:7, in which the author calls out God for lying to him. Or Ezekiel 14:9 which is God telling prophets that he frequently lies to them because, I dunno.
Remember – this is an actual belief of the creats out there no matter how idiotic it really is.
And they do teach it.
God is not real so why are we saying he is here? Why even say his name?
For the purposes of a joke you can assume many things that aren’t true. Some jokes involve talking dinosaurs; are you going to harp on how dinosaurs can’t speak?
If unicorns don’t exist how can you imagine one? How else could we have a word for them? Why do they visit me in my dreams and disembowel me?
CHECKMATE, aunicornists!
You can see in the cartoon how much intellectual energy it takes to teach, learn & understand creationism. That is the reason the religidiots want it taught. It will be the 1st science class that they can understand with exceedingly little brain effort.
God’s eighth day is coming soon. It will be heavenly for all who believe in Jesus.
Why soon? Why not yesterday? Why not a thousand years from now?
Silly Elemenope, it’s always soon.
We’re a little past 8 days Carolyn. Jesus was supposed to be back 2,000 years ago.
Have I been with you this long Nox, and you don’t recognize me?
And for those who don’t . . .