A lot of pixels have been wasted trying to determine just what religion President Obama belongs to. Oh sure, all the evidence points to a middle-of-the-road Christian but … what if there’s something hidden?
My friends, diligent research has finally turned up the answer. It appears that Barack Obama was touched by His noodly appendage at a very early age …
Barack “Barry” Obama, junior Pastafarian, and his mother, Stanley Ann Dunham, in Hawaii. (undated. I’m guessing he’s 6-ish.)
From the New York Times. RAMEN!
ah babe you don’t have kids do you? (I could never tell till I had them). He’s probably 3-4. And CUTE AS HELL
Ramen brother Ramen
ah babe you don’t have kids do you
Nope. Thanks for the correction.
LOL xDzw
We all known that was taken in Kenya, by the the same CIA agent that orchestrated the JFK assassination, faked the moon landing, and blew up the twin towers.
That agent……
Rufus T. Firefly.
Red-eyed, pot-smoking demon mother! Clearly Obama is the cutest anti-christ-in-training ^^
Wow – his mom looks 12!
My historical research has shown that few pirates were socialists. Anarchists is closer to it, which is very near to Libertarian, which is a GOP stance.
Obama is clearly a Pirate-Socialist-Anarchist-Liberal-Conservative-Communist-Racist-Alien.
Gooble gobble I accept him.
But look at the trees in the background – those only grow in Kenya.
Kenya?
Clearly he is a Black Pirate… He isn’t from kenya… He is from Somalia!
The original, un-photochopped image
See comment #9
I think I’m stating the obvious, but in the photo in your link his mother was photoshopped out. So the one at the top of this page is the original.
(I photoshop pics daily in my job as an advertising graphic designer at a major daily newspaper, and anyone familiar with photoshop will recognize the rubber stamp repeat marks in the grass on the right side of Obama, and I might say it was a TERRIBLE photoshop job!)
Oops! Let me clarify . . . it was the photo further down in the linked story that was photoshopped. Maybe I fell for the intended prank!
You really did :-D
I hope it’s obvious. That was a riff on the recent episode in which Jack Cashill photochopped Obama’s grandparents out of a photo, but accidentally left his right knee in.
That thread is just painful. That MagCynic guy is a racist douchebag, srsly.
Besides being a right wing douchebag, Cashill is also a Creationist douchebag.
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He’s so cute as a Pirate!!
Who knew that one day he would be plotting to overturn the free world and reinstall the lizard people from Nibiru as our tyrannical leaders whilst simultaneously being an Islamic Marxist. Better watch your kids.
I think he only looks 3 or 4. The mustache makes him look older, lol.