Finally, an apocalyptic prediction I can get behind. Here’s a better look at the sign:
Originally from Sam Tells Stories. Unfortunately, there’s no metadata. Anybody know who and where this is?
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At what point will Man let go of infantile magical thinking… to wit, religion.
“Be not wise in thine own eyes,” the sign in the background says. I imagine that is essentially their standard response whenever someone makes an argument they don’t want to hear. It’s certainly been used in various forms by Christians many a time on this forum as an appeal to why we should believe their improbable claims.
In fact, it seems to me the more of a Christian fundie someone is, the more likely he is to “support” his own position by generally dismissing any counter-arguments as prideful, conceited thinking. I suppose it’s symptomatic of an insulated worldview.
Man, if I die on May 21st then I guess that’s all there is but if I don’t then these assholes can suck it.
Actually, our sun will not explode in 5 billion years…….. Our sun, just an ordinary star does not possess enough mass to burn up all its Hydrogen and explode. Instead, it will expand to consume Mercury, Venus & then Earth, and then it will shrink down again and become a brown dwarf. As for next Saturday being the ‘end of the world’ well I have a party planed for next Sunday to either celebrate all the christians being “Raptured” out of here………. or to hold a Laugh-fest and listen to all the excuses for why it didn’t happen……….. this time! As opposed to all the other times it didn’t happen.
Well, it may or may not consume the Earth, we’re not sure yet. What we do know is that the Sun is heating up; within only one billion years the Earth will be too hot to have liquid water.
So, you know, five billion is generous. We’re doomed; doomed I tell you!
Thank goodness for air-con.
The sun will not explode, and it may or may not expand enough to consume the Earth during its red giant phase. However, there will be a wickedly bright helium flash when the core runs out of hydrogen in about 5 billion years. Broad-rimmed hats and a sunscreen with an SPF factor of at least 1,000,000,000 are recommended, especially for the children.
What about us brown people. Do we need sunscreen too?
Yes, but you can get by with SPF 500,000,000, and I still recommend the hat.
Wait, I can’t stop laughing long enough to write this…. Hahahahahehehehehe. But get ready folks, here’s a News Flash! Next Saturday, May 21st, 2011…… ZOMBIES will walk the Earth! Giggle, giggle……..
What my question is is what is that guy about to say to the girl holding the sign.
You will go to hell, God hates you, God hates fags, a fool says in his heart there is no God, yadayadayada.
Not quite. Someone from WBC will say “You’re going to Hell because God hates you”. These people will say “You’re going to Hell because God loves you”.
i thought it was a guy holding the sign, especially from the second picture.
I think he’s a he too.
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I’ll bet the ranch on a 50-1 longshot in the Preakness next Saturday; the nag will win, and the Rapture will happen before I can collect…just my luck.
Meanwhile FamilyRadio.com is making a killing selling “Judgement Day” merchandise at greatly inflated prices.
Six more days, I can’t wait.
Got a few guns and a bunch of ammo. I’m ready for Jesus or zombies, either one.
I’m torn between labeling 21 May-ers as crazy or feeling pity for their delusions.
Why not do both?
I’m gonna go with “They’re crazy.”
When did “Be Not Wise in Thine Own Eyes” become “Be Not Wise in The Eyes of Any Sane Entity”?
3 days after my birthday!
Hey, that means most of the Walmarts will have to close down.
Can’t find a bookie to take a bet on this. I wonder what the odds would be?
This looks like it is in Union Square, on the southwest corner.