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He’d better watch out or he’s going to have the vampire sheriff of Louisiana Area 5 after him.
that’s silly. Raise Dead is a simple lvl5 Cleric spell ^^
LOL!
Just think, now he can show all the doctors, nurses, EMT’s, firemen, etc. his secret. How about broadcasting it around the world? Let everyone know how to “Raise The Dead” and we’ll have a zero percent death rate.
Oh, wait, the population explosion and care for the elderly will ruin us. The food shortages and lack of adequate housing will surely destroy us all. The riots, the chaos!
This must be why he’s not on the 6 o’clock news.
Soylent Green is PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Soylent green- yum! But, I still prefer the red.
This bloke must be on drugs. Perhaps he’s been breathing in the incense at the churchy thing down the street. Or, he’s been tucking into the red wine and crackers in the fridge for kommunion on Sunday. Don’t you just lurve the wide eyed look of “wonder” on the idiots face? I was waiting for the “send your money now and we’ll be around to revive your dearly decomposed son/daughter/father/mother/sister/brother” Call now!
That’s because the clip was cut short!
Of course, he’s never actually seen the dead being raised, but he’s heard of friends of friends of friends of friends who do it all the time.
Lying ‘tard, basically.
Raising the dead is easy. But it only works when it’s impossible for anyone to verify it afterwards.
I was not aware that Christians had cured leprosy. That’s nice to hear. So if I can be raised once I’m dead, does that mean I don’t need to worry about going to hell anymore?
I don’t understand, why would want to bring her back from the dead, wasn’t she in heaven with Jezus? How can he be so mean as to bring her back into THIS world? Apparently dying and going to heaven isn’t all its cracked up to be cause these Christians seems obsessed with not dying! They obviously don’t believe their own lies about the afterlife-non-stop-party-with-Jezus BS.
Reminds me of that Buffy the Vampire Slayer episode where they brought her back after her death. She was not happy to be back.
Raising the dead…is referring to the spiritually dead, those who remain in the state of Adam, post fall of man.
Did you even watch the video? The narrator made it very clear that he was talking about physically dead people.
Yes, I understand that he was interpreting it from a literal perspective as most do, but remember, JC taught in metaphorical/symbolic/parabolic language. I ‘hear’ it in that way, the inward sense/meaning, not the literal.
Maybe you should explain that to Randy, he mentioned rigor mortise has set in on the dead lady, not too many ways to interpret that.
This guy quotes the gospel of Matthew, listing several things that Jesus said His disciples would do. Why would only one of those things be metaphorical?
He also tells us in the vid that he, personally, raised a woman from the dead (he says that rigor mortis had set in!). He then tells us that he brought a baby back from the dead. The baby had died in the clinic where he was working and he brought it back to life.
Sounds like lying for Jesus.
Why all the talk of cleansing leopards? Are they any more dirty than other large cats? If you cleanse them, they’re only going to go out and get dirty again.
Well, just look at them. They’ve got black spots all over. They obviously need cleansing.
Lying for Jesus
So you raised the dead in Uganda, why not do it in the United States where every news organization in the country would document your miracle. Rather simple witness for Christ isn’t it? Raise the dead in front of all just like Jesus when he raised Lazarus from the dead.
Paul.. we do not need zombies with shotguns