… and nothing – nothing – makes fundamentalists get stupider than Halloween. Most seemed to have given up on stopping the celebration. But now everything needs to be renamed lest it lead to satanism.
Jesus Seeds? Can you plant them and grow more Jesus?
And of course, we have to rename the entire holiday. Are you ready for … JesusWeen?
Halloween, like many festivals, is all about flipping the normal roles: children become the boss, able to demand candy or punish those who refuse. People can dress up in different costumes and leave their normal social roles behind. So of course, certain Christian groups want to celebrate it by doing … exactly what they do the rest of the years: evangelize.