Raised as a Shaolin fighter, becomes a kung fu champion, gets hired as a bodyguard/assassin, falls into a rut and becomes a bloodthirsty gangster before being sent to prison and … wait for it … finds Jesus.
From The American Jesus, who points out that Tony Anthony really is an evangelist and really has a book entitled Taming the Tiger. All the rest … you be the judge.
He finds jesus in prison.
Must be one of those “every form of depravity” they mentioned…
Of fuucking *course*.
Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezus!
He forgot about the time at band camp when he met Jean-Luc Picard and the crew of the Enterprise, was beamed onto the Imperial Star Destroyer Executor and had a lightsaber battle with Darth Vader, after which he carried the One Ring for a little while. I think that was right before he became a kung fu champion.
He didn’t feel the need to brag.
What does Jesus doing time for?
Lessee….
Assault (money lenders)
Counterfitting (Loaves and fishes)
Practicing medicine without a license (healing)
Distributing alcohol without a license (water to wine)
I suppose associating with prostitutes and other criminals might get him an aiding and abetting…
Organized crime. He ordered his followers to steal a donkey.
And let us not forget blasphemy and sedition.
Logically shouldn’t he be in for fraud?
So fiction is stranger than fiction.
I thought that Tony Anthony is a hairdresser. Or was that Tony Tony?
It really boils my blood with Christians “embellish” their former hardcore lives. I tried to look this guy up to see if he won any championships. I still can’t find anything. i will keep searching. I notice he doesn’t list where and when he won these championships or which mob he worked for.
And yes you can find this kind of information out there.
Check “Kicking Ass and Saving Souls” By David Anthony