What to get the kid who has everything

PARENTS! Are YOU stuck trying to think of the perfect gift for your precious spawn this Christmas? THEN LOOK NO FURTHER!

It’s educational! It’s entertaining! It’s divisive! It’s xenophobic!

It’s “We Shall Never Forget 9/11 – The Kids Book of Freedom”!

This wonderful all-American coloring book features such panels as:

Finger-waving Bin Laden!

Horrified newsreader!

Crying American!

Serious-faced President Bush! And;

White-faced closet-Muslim Obama!

Teach your kids real American values like how to fear and hate brown people and other deviants, and how to worship the military!

We Shall Never Forget 9/11 – The Kids Book of Freedom now features the classic colouring panel: Cowardly Osama Hides Behind his Wife While Getting Righteously Shot by a Navy SEAL!

Each page is accompanied by an interesting and educational caption:

Being the elusive character that he was, and after hiding out with his terrorist buddies in Pakistan and Afghanistan, American soldiers finally locate the terrorist leader Osama bin Laden. Children, the truth is, these terrorist acts were done by freedom-hating radical Islamic Muslim extremists. These crazy people hate the American way of life because we are FREE and our society is FREE.”

The is available at coloringbook.com and everywhere that sells books and loves America, freedom and Mom’s apple pie!

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