A Christian student group at UT Dallas asked, “What would Jesus say if he came back today?”
Here was one clever response…
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I have a bumpersticker on my car that says “Jesus would slap the shit out of you” simply as a response to this question.
Christ! My fucking hands hurt.
Was that comment left by a Christian or an atheist?
Actually he’s say, “And just who is this god-man Christ that you talk about. It certainly has nothing to do with me.” Then he’d take one good look at what most Christians believe and walk away wondering how Paganism triumphed over his simple message of living together, taking care of one another, healing the sick, sheltering the homeless, and clothing the naked and giving privilege of place to the poor.
Then he might head for the nearest Synagogue to see how screwed up his own people have become.
“Braaaaaaaiiiiiiiins!”
Does the “pay less attention to who some people sleep with” apply to how we view the Jerry Sandusky’s of the world?
Oh good, another ignorant prick who thinks that homosexual equals paedophile. Go away.
I agree with this 100%
He’d probably say “argghh! Just look at all those crucifixes. If I died on the end of a rope, would they all be wearing nooses around their neck. Sick! Begone Christians, begone.”
HE would say, ” The whole idea of members of one species on one planet surviving their own physical deaths to “be with me” , is utter, mind-numbing nonsense. Grow up! YOU WILL DIE. Get over it. I did. Hell, at least you had a life. I never existed in the first place.”
Taken from ‘LETTER FROM GOD’.
I have no idea what the Big J would say if he came back today. But I DO know the Religious Right would say: “Oh……shit”.
Then they’d head for the hills.
HEYYYY!!!!!
This is the school I’m a TA at. And there is a humanist/atheist group here, FYI.
Also, FYI, we have Kim Stanley Robinson (of Mars trilogy fame) giving a talk here later tonight. Then I get to hang out with him tomorrow as I drive him to our graduate student meeting. Lucky me!!!!
So jealous -_-
The same thing he said the first time he was here. I doubt he’s changed his mind much.
Nothing. Because he’s dead. Dead people don’t come back to life.
(start sarcasm)
Gotta love a good anonymous commenter with sparkling wit and imagination.
(ya know what? Imma leave the sarcasm on)