Won’t Be God’s Cheerleader?

7 Responses to Won’t Be God’s Cheerleader?

1. Justice Gustin says:

   November 15, 2011 at 1:23 pm

   Unfortunately, many do, but I’m sure they have a real good reason.

   Give me a G, give me an O,
   give me a D, then just say NO.

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2. Tom U says:

   November 15, 2011 at 4:06 pm

   If the world were to end today then, by even the most conservative estimate, one in five human beings who had ever lived would would be spending eternity burning in hell according to the criteria of most evangelicals. Thankfully, I can’t even imagine how anyone could be comfortable with those numbers; comfortable with “the plan” that leads to such numbers; comfortable with, or adoring of, The Planner. What else might they be comfortable with?

   Of course, from “the evil one’s” point of view in this heartless, twisted mythology, everything comes out swimmingly.

   This is essentially what comes to my mind every time I hear someone saying, “God has a plan for you.”

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   • Len says:

     November 16, 2011 at 4:33 am

     Yes, God has a plan for me. Right now, I’m so far behind that I’m going to live forever.

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3. Michael says:

   November 15, 2011 at 4:48 pm

   >find weird anime clip
   >compose unrelated text
   >post on /b/

   Hit demotivator complete.

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4. Andy Breeden says:

   November 15, 2011 at 5:50 pm

   “Enternity.” Ouch.

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5. Mike Lewinski says:

   November 16, 2011 at 10:15 am

   This is why I choose blasphemy. Just in case I’m wrong about the existence of God, I want to make sure I don’t end up spending eternity with an asshole in an echo chamber.

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6. ORAXX says:

   November 16, 2011 at 1:52 pm

   Hell represents the ultimate revenge fantasy, complimenting the ultimate comfort myth, heaven. Smug, self satisfied, evangelicals always have these myths to fall back on. “I’m going to party forever and you’re going to get what’s coming to you, and that makes me feel much better about myself.”

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