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Children are delicious.
I looked it up and read the story. http://nlt.scripturetext.com/2_kings/6.htm I don’t understand why Elisha didn’t simply pray to god and end the famine. Earlier in the story Elisha is able to make an entire army blind by just asking God. Then he simply leads them into a trap. Now he is letting people get so desperate that they are eating their children.
There is nothing Good Bookish about this story.
They taste like chicken- or so I heard.
Let’s ask Ty to verify that.
Like veal.
So, breaded cutlets of children is the way to go?
Baby, the other, other white meat.
At least the Greek gods punished people for shit like this. If you call being turned into a werewolf being punished (Lycaon.) There are days when I’m like “Sign me up !”
Yes, but there are downsides to lycanthropy. Susceptibility to mange, an inability to play the piano during the full moon, and the threat of being hauled off to the vet to be “fixed”.
Not to mention those awkward moments where you suddenly find yourself a wolf in human’s clothing, but you haven’t got fingers so you can’t undo the buttons.
2 Kings 6:30a = When the king heard the woman’s words, he tore his robes…
Which doesn’t seem to be a very helpful response…
I wish you had not of done this comic strip. Newt Gingrich might see it and propose it as a solution for feeding Americas poor and elderly in his next debate to pay for extending the Bush tax cuts.
We just started reading the bible with the kids, and we were all laughing so hard at genesis, I thought we were going to pee our pants. Who would’ve thought it gets better.