All Aboard the Ignorance Car

I always assume if a person’s car is full of bumper stickers, they’re usually a bit crazy.

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25 Responses to All Aboard the Ignorance Car

  1. Zinn says:

    Just goes to show you we have plenty of our own knee-jerk, ignorant, right-wing wingnuts right here in sunny, liberal California.

  2. Lurker111 says:

    Beyond help.

  3. Noelle says:

    Man, those people love them some Arizona.

  4. Andrew Hall says:

    I completely agree with the idea that there is a postive correlation between the number of bumper stickers and how crazy the owner is.

  5. Ty says:

    Somewhere, a sack of hammers is pointing and laughing.

  6. jay says:

    Lots of bumper stickers I guess is a person who feels he has to shout to the world.

    In my area, interestingly, if you see that many stickers on a car, 8 or 9 times out of 10 it will be a mix of vegan, Sierra club, art group, pro gun control, farm/co-op, along with the inexplicable Obama sticker.

    Fortunately when I see an atheist sticker, it’s usually in a discreet dignified setting.

  7. Kodie says:

    No doubt the radio is tuned to a talk station, and probably a Jesus on the dash.

  8. Patsy B says:

    Moved to Texas out of necessity 6 years ago. Finding a house FOR SALE was a daunting task since everyone had prayer signs in their yard. Wouldn’t the world be a great place if people practiced their religion instead of just advertising it.

    • Bobbi Brent says:

      I TOTALLY agree!! And a lot of so-called Christians who criticize anyone who is not like them are gonna get a REAL SURPRISE when they meet their maker!!

  9. MacSage says:

    It’s obvious that many of those stickers are impairing his vision.

  10. Glenn says:

    I frequently see a car like this parked outside a nearby Walmart store — a blue Saturn sedan , rear end festooned with religious and anti-abortion bumper stickers. And, of course, it has the ever-present “In God We Trust” state license plate.

  11. Robster says:

    Hmm…nice car…

    • Zinn says:

      I had one of these as a rental once. A gutless three-cylinder tin can piece of junk. The name is ironic, as I think it only Aspire’s to be a real vehicle and the owner is obviously not firing on all cylinders.

  12. Rich Wilson says:

    Correlation between number of bumper stickers and road rage: http://scienceblogs.com/purepedantry/2008/06/road_rage_correlates_with_numb.php

    • Justice Gustin says:

      I fully agree with this sentiment.

      Incidentally, I have zero (0) bumper stickers or dashboard/rearview mirror toys. Never have and never will.

      What kills me too, are the adults who never outgrew the stuffed animal phase of childhood and proceed to laden their rear shelf with them.

  13. Siberia says:

    I can’t be the only one that didn’t notice the “=” in “Gay = Pervert” and thus thought he was announcing himself as a gay pervert…

  14. vasaroti says:

    Reminds me of the episode of Top Gear where the lads attempted to drive through the South with “gay love” and similar slogans on their vehicles.

    Oh well, Ron Paul says I wouldn’t have to sell gas or food to people with confederate flags and Jesus fish on their cars.

    • Logoa says:

      Ugh… that episode is so awkward to watch. The entire time I’m watching it I’m embarrassed and hoping it was all just a set up.

      • Mogg says:

        If you really want to see an Top Gear awkward moment expanded into a half hour of red-faced idiocy, try looking for “Top Ground Gear Force” on YouTube. No bumper stickers, but Hammond probably needs a few for his cranes. I’m fairly certain it wasn’t a set-up.

  15. gwen says:

    My irony meter redlined after seeing s/he was driving an ‘Aspire’!

  16. Michael says:

    There’s research showing a correlation between number of bumper stickers and road rage behavior – regardless of the sentiment of the bumper stickers.

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