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Nutella is more of a deeply held conviction for me.
It’s not a religion, it’s a personal relationship.
Nutella with chocolate – now that is divine!
Ick. Just ick.
I’ll probably have a deathbed conversion and start praying to Joe Pesci.
Now that he’s dead, I pray to George Carlin.
Well, isn’t that religion in a nutshell? If it makes you feel good, it is deserving of worship.
I had to stop buying Nutella…. It became too addictive. Nutella on Ice Cream, Nutella in my cereal, Nutella on peanut butter sandwichs, Nutella right out of the jar with a spoon, standing in the kitchen late at night in the dark! I thought I cold control it, but I couldn’t! Once a Nutella junkie always a Nutella junkie…… and I have only my best friends to blame for this, they got me hooked…….. and then denied me access to their jar……..;-O
Nutella with salt and vinegar potato chips.
You are welcome.
Christians can again pinch another idea. Nutella on the crackers they serve up for communion would be a BIG improvement. A dip of Nutella would add flavour and texture in a sorely needed environment.
It would be Calve peanut butter for me. That is the only right way to make it.
Notella on Jesus-face toast. Perfection.
Nutella – bloody new keyboard (because it should know what I meant and automatically correct my typos).
Stuff swells my throat and makes my tongue all burny itchy. Nutella is a cruel god.
Allergic to hazelnuts, perhaps?
All tree nuts, except almonds. Peanuts are fine, but those are legumes, not nuts.
At least I’m not allergic to coffee or chocolate.
I’d be very unhappy if I developed an allergy to tree nuts. The only two I wouldn’t miss would be macadamias and Brazil nuts. But I’m a real walnut/cashew/hazelnut/pistachio/almond/pecan junkie.
Allergies to coffee or chocolate would be catastrophic.
Sorry to say, but almonds are not nuts… :)