Philosoraptor on Christian Threesomes

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  • Kathie Wilson

    That follows logically, which eliminates its comprehension by three fifths of those who espouse the ‘Jesus as central to marriage’ doctrine. So yeah.

  • Irreverend Bastard

    Wow, Jesus is sure into some weird kinks.

    I mean, last year I … yeah, let’s not go there.

  • L.Long

    If jesus is center to the marriage then…..
    She is thinking of jesus while being banged by the husband who is thinking of jesus.
    WOW!!!!
    That makes her an adulterer and him a gay adulterer!!!!

    • Paul

      Since when have kinky christians been unusual? Every time I hear an evangelical minister talk about gays going to hell I start waiting for him to be outed.

      Personally I am waiting for Westboro Baptist which is basically Fred’s extended family to find out what level of kink is behind their rantings and ravings.

  • Rob

    In this type of threesome, as explained by Dr. Michelle Johnson in “The Blessing of Marital Sex,” God must “come first.” I suspect they need a pretty big towel after he does.

  • vasaroti

    A couple of years ago I stumbled into a Christian forum where the ladies were agonizing over what lingerie they could wear to bed that would be alluring to hubby, yet not offensive to god. I think they decided that knee-length gowns in pastel colors would be frisky enough, but no black or red or anything a “hussy” would wear. I shit you not.

  • Ken

    Here on earth, this is considered perversion, and usually costs extra.


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