I thought this was good: an Ebay auction for a Used Purity Ring.
This purity ring has a double-band and is etched with True Love Will Wait. It’s gently used and looks like new. This isn’t weird. Really. It’s just that … how should I say this? … the ring is no longer needed.
What do I have in common with Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, and Nick Jonas? They don’t wear their purity rings anymore, and neither do I.
This ring will bring you good luck!
Material: Material is irrelevant in matters of the heart
But the real joys are in the Q&A:
Q: Hi, your description of the Used Purity Ring for sale states it is associated with good luck. Do you know if this luck can be used for trying to meet ladies? I am asking for a friend.
A: Dear WKK, I can only speak from personal experience: I have never been flirted with, picked up, and propositioned quite as often as when I wore this ring. It is truly a lucky ring. Please share this information with your friend.
Best of all, proceeds go to Planned Parenthood. Since it started at $5 and is now over $100, that may turn out to be a nice little money raiser.