I’m sure you heard about the Seaworld trainer who was killed recently. A Christian organization has a different take on the death — they say if they only would have followed the Bible, it would have never happened:
Chalk another death up to animal rights insanity and to the ongoing failure of the West to take counsel on practical matters from the Scripture. [...]
The author then relates how this whale had killed two people previously, and continues:
What about the term “killer whale” do SeaWorld officials not understand?
If the counsel of the Judeo-Christian tradition had been followed, Tillikum would have been put out of everyone’s misery back in 1991 and would not have had the opportunity to claim two more human lives.
Says the ancient civil code of Israel, “When an ox gores a man or woman to death, the ox shall be stoned, and its flesh shall not be eaten, but the owner shall not be liable.” (Exodus 21:28)
So, your animal kills somebody, your moral responsibility is to put that animal to death. [...]
But, the Scripture soberly warns, if one of your animals kills a second time because you didn’t kill it after it claimed its first human victim, this time you die right along with your animal. To use the example from Exodus, if your ox kills a second time, “the ox shall be stoned, and its owner also shall be put to death.” (Exodus 21:29)
Ah, yes — if only we followed that enlightened moral code of the Pentateuch! We would be going on witch hunts, buying and selling slaves (and our daughters), and putting to death homosexuals, naughty children, adulterers, polyester-wearers, and killer whales.
What a wonderful society we would be if we only followed God’s Holy Word.


A lucky charm I made in college: card laminated with a 4-leaf clover
When all the Christian fundies are raptured into their celestial paradise, and all of us evil unbelievers are left on the earth to be destroyed, what will happen to all the believer’s pets? Just think — millions of homeless pets left to starve to death while the rest of us are busy worshiping the anti-Christ.

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