To the Bible!

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Stephen Fry: This Is a Book…

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Jon Stewart on Marriage in the Bible

Ah, Chick-fil-a, you have given us much to talk about (though most of it involved laughing at you and the Bible):

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Newsflash, Abraham

I’ve never understood that story. If a voice in your head tells you to kill your son, it’s not honorable to obey the voice.

It means (1) you’re mentally ill for hearing the voice and (2) you’re murderous for trying to carry it out.

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Noah’s Ark, A Great Children’s Story

because the largest and most thorough act of genocide in history makes a great children's story

Not quite so sure about the “in history” part, though.

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