Jesus Cross USB Stick

But it’s such a pain in the wrist to use!

Get it? Pain in the… nevermind.

Abstinence FAIL

abstinence doesn't even work in fairy tales

Santa and Baby Jesus

WTF?

santa and baby jesus wtf

On the other hand, they’re both mythical creatures — so I guess this is perfectly appropriate.

It’s a Girl!

I guess it would be a little weird for “God’s son” to be a girl. ;)

Manger scence, wise men panicing saying 'it's a girl!'

If Mary Decided To Abort Jesus…

Philosoraptor stumps us again: