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I'm A Gen-u-ine Person!
I get email: I,m Egyptian American Muslem,I live in Egypt and very happy with what I got.I think you are a genuine person, be reasonable check your sources,enjoy life,its beautiful, I wish the you best of luck, you need it … Continue reading
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From Atheist to Christian
I get email: I went the opposite direction: from committed atheist to Christian. Spent countless hours trying to dissuade Christians on the lack of evidence for Christianity and the truth of Darwin, et al. We dressed like warlocks, entered church … Continue reading
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Penis Worship Religion?
An email I received: Hello, I am disturbed at the way the penis worship religion is running our media and our schools. I am also tired of normal religions taking the flak for penis worshippers. Priests who sexually abuse children … Continue reading
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I Want You To Read My Blog
An email I received: You are very interesting. I want you to read my blog. I promise it is very brief. You’ll see that I’ve got a system. It is weird and it is quirky. But it works for me. … Continue reading
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THE EVIL HAS TO BE HANDELED!
I have no idea how this made it to my inbox, but it did: Dear Pastors, UNCLE AND AUNTIES, SIR AND MADAME, I am trying to be a little funny but please i have to warn you. When you send … Continue reading
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This is just sad…
I received this email, they must have thought I was Peter Popoff. I REQUESTED YOUR MIRACLE WATER ABOUT THIRTY (30) DAY AGO, I AM ON A FIXED INCOME (SS) I COULD AFFORD TO $10. TO DATE I RECEIVED NOTHING. WHAT … Continue reading
Posted in Fundamentalism, I Get Email
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God Is Coming Very Soon!
Kitty emailed this to me, and I thought you all might want to know this, too. Seems important. Subject: Hello! :D Hi Daniel, My name is Kitty, i was looking at your webpage “unreasonable faith”, and well i just wanted … Continue reading
Posted in God, Humor, I Get Email
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Bacterial Demons!!!
The crazy at Adam and Eve Seed Gathering Ministry emails me again (see the previous one too): Daniel esq; just dropping a line, too explain why “i” ate the lunch of your supports, the net has you linked to me … Continue reading
Posted in Christianity, Fundamentalism, I Get Email, Oh the Stupidity!
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My "Brain Worship" Is REBUKED!
This Bible worshiper calls me a “brain worshiper” and gives me “factual scientific evidence” for “God’s Word.” He ends with a warning for me “shape up” otherwise God will “humble me.” Good stuff! I learned all this stuff the second … Continue reading
Posted in Christianity, Fundamentalism, I Get Email
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The Crazy Email
I received this crazy email recently: Yes this is basically the message I am being told by the being inside my head. I have recently discoverd something lifechanging about numerology within the english language – I have been dowsing for … Continue reading
Posted in God, I Get Email
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