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Proving Satan Is Not Real
I get email: okay WHY???? isn’t anyone trying to prove that Satan is not real?????? Why focus on GOD??? It seems to me that its a trap!!! Satan’s trap so if GOD isn’t real then Satan isn’t real right? so … Continue reading
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I Should Have a Little Faith
I get email: I WAS READING ON YOUR WEB SITE THAT YOU THINK THAT REV. PETER POPOFF IS A JOKE , WELL I DON’T , WAIT TILL YOU NEED HELP AND WHEN DOCTORS WON’T HELP THEN YOU’LL BE CRYING LIKE … Continue reading
Posted in I Get Email, Miracles
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You Know why You are Trying to Run/Evaide Me.?!
I keep getting emails for Melissa Scott from those who are a bit nutty. Here’s one I got today. Brace yourself. Pastor Melissa Scott, I You Beautiful Gem! I “mess very ypur Program on DirecTv 305! IKnow why You did … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, I Get Email
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I Get Email: Laboratory Earth
I received this bundle of crazy in my inbox today: My friend “i” was gathering microbiologists and came across your blog! The mystery of Gods Word is finished Rev:10:7! It the Word has all along been a medical code/key sent … Continue reading
Posted in Christianity, Fundamentalism, Humor, I Get Email
190 Comments
I am a Messenger of God!
I get a lot of inadvertently funny emails. Some people think I am Pastor Melissa Scott, others a pastor who sells miracle water, and others still think I might be a pastor who wants to speak in Pakistan. The latest one believes me to … Continue reading
Posted in Christianity, Fundamentalism, I Get Email
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Mel’s Energy Beams
I’m still getting emails from crazy folk who think I’m Melissa Scott. Here’s one I couldn’t help but share: Can you say read between the lines , I have never seen a human with an up right posture like yours … Continue reading
Posted in Fundamentalism, Humor, I Get Email
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I Get Email: Ask the Holy Spirit
This fundie thinks I sound confused and should see if the Holy Spirit talks back to me: Hey dude you sound confused, it is never too late to change your heart and mind ’bout the LORD cause the “day you … Continue reading
Posted in Christianity, Humor, I Get Email
42 Comments
Son, Confess Your Sins of Missing Mass
A reader sent in an email written to him by his father. It is a shame that some people feel the need to write these sorts of manipulative letters to their own children. Dear Son, Your mother and I love … Continue reading
Posted in Catholicism, Christianity, Fundamentalism, I Get Email
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Attention Fundies: I Am NOT Pastor Melissa Scott
Ever since the mini-biography on Pastor Melissa Scott, I’ve been getting emails addressed to her from people too stupid to realize the contact form on this site does not go to her inbox. Now, I usually try to avoid name-calling. … Continue reading
Posted in Christianity, Humor, I Get Email, Weird
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More Wisdom From the Inbox
I really wonder if some people who email me are capable of thinking rationally — why else would they send an email to a vocal atheist that says: how can u not believe in christ? or god? i am def. … Continue reading
Posted in Atheism, Christianity, I Get Email
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