Proving Satan Is Not Real

December 10, 2010 By Daniel Florien 94 Comments

I get email:

okay
WHY???? isn’t anyone trying to prove that Satan is not real??????

Why focus on GOD???
It seems to me that its a trap!!! Satan’s trap so if GOD isn’t real then Satan isn’t real right?
so if he is not real then try go against him and see what happens!!!!!

I’m almost tempted to make a “SATAN ISN’T REAL, EITHER” blog… but no one would read it.

So just to be clear: Satan doesn’t exist, either.

And I’ve been going against God and Satan for years and so far, so good.

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I Should Have a Little Faith

October 31, 2010 By Daniel Florien 42 Comments

I get email:

I WAS READING ON YOUR WEB SITE THAT YOU THINK THAT REV. PETER POPOFF IS A JOKE , WELL I DON’T , WAIT TILL YOU NEED HELP AND WHEN DOCTORS WON’T HELP THEN YOU’LL BE CRYING LIKE A BABY FOR HELP , I AM NOT WISHING YOU AT ALL ANY MISHAPS OR BAD THINGS , NEVER AND I ALWAYS WISH WELL TO OTHERS BUT BELIEVE ME , I NEED MIRACLE TO HAPPEN AND GOD IS THERE BUT HE’S A HARD CREATURE TO GET HELP FROM , PERSONS LIKE PRIESTS AND PASTORS DO HAVE SPIRITUAL POWERS OR SOME KIND OF ANNOINTING STRENGTHS TO HELP PEOPLE , YOU SHOULD HAVE A LITTLE FAITH ,
THANKS
TAKE CARE
TOM
SEPTEMBER 28 TH 2010
FROM EDMONTON ALBERTA CANADA

I’ll tell you what, Tom. If you can show us any scientific evidence that “miracle water” can cure people better than placebos, I’ll be happy to try it out.

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You Know why You are Trying to Run/Evaide Me.?!

August 23, 2010 By Daniel Florien 34 Comments

I keep getting emails for Melissa Scott from those who are a bit nutty. Here’s one I got today. Brace yourself.

Pastor Melissa Scott, I You Beautiful Gem! I “mess very ypur Program on DirecTv 305! IKnow why You did it, Sweetheart it Won’t work.! You can Sence our Life Force Energy; and I Won’t/Can’t Break Our-Relationship Through *Eternity*! I really Need to Talk to You!!!! I have something Really-Important you Need/must! It’s closte to you in OR. After you the World Needs to See it.! PLEASE give Me a Chance.! But I need Your-Help to Bring it Fourth to You & I then Bring it Fourth Unto the World!!!! I Swear on my Soul,P.S. God Forgive for Useing these Words!!! Please Finishing Touching/Fulling Pastor Melissa with the Trouth About this Susitation & and Our Fused Life Force with it’s One and Only-Desteny!! Please Need Your Contact!! The Holy Trenity Will-Not Let this Pass-By,You Need to Contact Me ASAP And you Know IT Truly! Don’t Be Afraid or Think you will lose control, You Know why You are Trying to Run/Evaide Me.?! IN the name of the (Holy Trenity) Our Destiny-Will-Play-Out or AS You Feel now,you Know what I mean!-Between US! Only way to Get/Gain True & Full Control Back.!! Always Yours/To Death,Eric–!!!!–

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I Get Email: Laboratory Earth

July 2, 2010 By Daniel Florien 190 Comments

I received this bundle of crazy in my inbox today:

My friend “i” was gathering microbiologists and came across your blog! The mystery of Gods Word is finished Rev:10:7! It the Word has all along been a medical code/key sent us for the now end of sickness and premature death! Rev:21:4! Go too His gathering site for any unmired of Adam and Eve, where Adam and Eve are now honoured for their completed mission/research! On The site much proof in Verse, and much proof in medical science and the news! Read the entire site, “i” am the small wretch sent to gather the inheritors of earth/144,ooo who now inherit the promisedland/paradise/laboratory called earth! www.Adamandeveseedgatheringministry.com..much respect too all of Adam and Eve unmired, and of His Red Clay People unmired! r.p.berry / Elijah paul Moses {{Prepare for many to again be drown/crushed for these verse’s which have come alive Deut:32:43, Matthew 24:7-8-30! Matt:25:34! Rev:21:3-4-7! we have much to be found so doing! The Great Physician was/is just what He claimed, the Son of God, and our Healer! Prepare for stones/meteors too Africa Sudan Kush, and Earthquakes around earth, literally making us sway to and fro/reel}}

W. T. F.

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I am a Messenger of God!

June 11, 2010 By Daniel Florien 13 Comments

I get a lot of inadvertently funny emails. Some people think I am Pastor Melissa Scott, others a pastor who sells miracle water, and others still think I might be a pastor who wants to speak in Pakistan.

The latest one believes me to be a “Fellow Messenger of God” (so far, so good) who wants a personally inscribed Bible:

Dear Fellow Messenger of God,

My name is [redacted] and I would like to send you a personalized Bible. I am contacting you today so that you may be so kind as to help spread the Word of God. I am blessed to be part of a small company called Bibleco (www.Bibleco.com) where we sell a large variety of Bibles and also provide an imprinting service where Bibles can become a personalized treasure forever.

I was wondering if you could help us out by mentioning us on your website. I would love to personally inscribe one of our Bibles for you to have as your own.

Please write me back if you are interested, I look forward to hearing from you.

Thank you and God Bless.

She asked to be mentioned on my website… and I’ve granted her request. However, I’ll skip the personally inscribed Bible — I’ve heard Jesus stopped doing that, anyway.

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