10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus

10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.8. Beer has never caused a major war.7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.6. When you have a Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over his brand of Beer.4. You don't have to wait 2,000+ years for a second Beer.3. There are laws saying Beer labels can't lie to … [Read more...]

QotD: What's Your Favorite Joke?

Since we're still dealing with the last joke's aftermath, I thought this would be a good question of the day:What's your favorite joke?Warning: If you're a sensitive person, stay out of the comments — unless you like being offended (but if so, you don't need to tell us). … [Read more...]

Americans Always Do Things Wrong

Here's a joke about Americans I found on the internets a few days ago:* * *An American soldier, serving in World War II, had just returned from several weeks of intense action on the German front lines. He had finally been granted R&R and was on a train bound for London. The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked the length of the train, looking for an empty seat. The only unoccupied seat was directly adjacent to a well dressed middle aged lady and was being used by her little … [Read more...]

"I Can't Effing Swear at God"

Here's a joke sent in by Len Simmons:A biker was known by everyone in the neighborhood for swearing at everything — it was always effing this, effing that. Effing life, effing weather, effing girlfriend, effing job, effing car, effing wife (because she found out about the effing girlfriend), effing religion, effing eff!One day a clergy member heard him swearing and listened to his ranting for a while. The clergyman noticed something strange — in all the biker's swearing he never once swore at … [Read more...]