Category Archives: Judaism

One Way to Escape a Sex Scandal

So Pastor Eddie Long – currently under a cloud of scandal for inappropriate actions with four young men – has been crowned king. King of what, I’m not sure, but in this video Rabbi Ralph Messer anoints him and wraps … Continue reading

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Back to the Future: Bible Edition

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Extremist Jews Prevent Women From Voting

‘Cause if women can vote, how can the men make all the rules? A small group of ultra-Orthodox Jews has prevented some women from voting in local elections in Jerusalem. It’s the latest step by the extremely pious Jews to … Continue reading

Posted in Fundamentalism, Judaism, Oh the Stupidity!, Politics, Religion, Religious Violence | 18 Comments

Daily Derp: The Racist Rabbi

Your daily derp: Rabbi Dov Lior, a senior authority on Jewish law in the Religious Zionism movement, asserted recently that a Jewish woman should never get pregnant using sperm donated by a non-Jewish man – even if it is the … Continue reading

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Jews & Caffeine Suppositories

I have a hard time believing this is real, but I don’t see anyone saying it’s not. Jews rushing to get caffeine suppositories: Jews throughout Williamsburg snapped up caffeine suppositories today, hours before the start of the Yom Kippur fast … Continue reading

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Seek and you shall Find (what we want you to find)

Via Religion Dispatches. I discovered the new Christian search engine, SeekFind. It’s a search engine that ensures that the results of your search will be acceptable to a conservative Christian Sunday school teacher. Apparently there are a number of these … Continue reading

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Pseudoepigrapha and Video Games Don't Mix

by VorJack Via Game Blend, a new video game is coming out that is based … excuse me, “based” on the Book of Enoch: El Shaddai: Ascension Of The Megatron Breathtaking Debut Trailers The book of Enoch was one of … Continue reading

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Hypocritical Offensiveness

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Jesus is History’s Fault

by VorJack If you want to understand the history of Israel, look at a map. For some reason, God placed his chosen people on land in a very bad neighborhood. In ancient times, the kingdoms of Northern Israel and Judah … Continue reading

Posted in Bible, Christianity, History, Judaism | 28 Comments

1,000 Rabbis Warn Homosexuality in the Military May Cause Further Natural Disasters

We often hear how intolerant and crazy the fundies of Christianity and Islam are… but we don’t talk too much about Jews. However, they have their fundies too, and if you replace a few words here and there, they sound … Continue reading

Posted in God, Judaism, Sexuality, Weird | 78 Comments