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Teach your kiddies all about how to fight for Jesus with these armor of God PJs:

And then if you want to invite King Jesus into your heart and “get saved,” just follow their ABC’s and pray this magical prayer:
Dear Lord Jesus,
I know I have done wrong and I need to say I am sorry. I believe You are the Son of God, He sent You to die for my sins and You rose from the grave on the third day. I want to turn away from doing wrong. I need Your forgiveness and ask You to come into my life and heart. I will trust and follow You as my Lord and Savior.
In Jesus’ name I pray. Amen.
Boy does that bring back memories. I used to have a whole pitch that would always culminate in asking the disgusting sinner — I mean, seeker — if they were ready to pray this prayer.
I’m glad most people turned me down!

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