Jesus Cross USB Stick

But it’s such a pain in the wrist to use!

Get it? Pain in the… nevermind.

Armor of God PJs

Teach your kiddies all about how to fight for Jesus with these armor of God PJs:

Armor of God PJs

And then if you want to invite King Jesus into your heart and “get saved,” just follow their ABC’s and pray this magical prayer:

Dear Lord Jesus,

I know I have done wrong and I need to say I am sorry.  I believe You are the Son of God, He sent You to die for my sins and You rose from the grave on the third day.  I want to turn away from doing wrong. I need Your forgiveness and ask You to come into my life and heart.  I will trust and follow You as my Lord and Savior.

In Jesus’ name I pray. Amen.

Boy does that bring back memories. I used to have a whole pitch that would always culminate in asking the disgusting sinner — I mean, seeker — if they were ready to pray this prayer.

I’m glad most people turned me down!