Bigger than Jesus

Speaking of changes in attitude among Christians, check out the posts from Charity R. Carney over at Religion in American History. Carney has been writing about her experiences working in a Christian retail store, and this latest post is about the muzak that she was forced to listen to – some of which was not what you’d expect:

In addition to Christian-themed music, the stores also have an odd array of non-Christian songs (in fact, some songs used are by nature not conservative or Christian at all). This fact first struck me as I was stocking merchandise and immediately recognized the butchered version of “Imagine” that suddenly began playing over the loudspeakers. “Imagine”? “Imagine no religion”? When I finished my task and returned to my department I asked another employee about the song–how could this store be playing that song (as happy as I was to hear it and for the respite from “Awesome God”)? I was confronted by a very defensive fellow worker who explained to me that “Imagine” is a Christian song and that John Lennon and the Beatles were all Christians.

Wait, weren’t the Beatles still the antichrist just a few years ago?

Anyway, I think this means that Lady Gaga will be Christian muzak for our children’s generation.

Baiting Westboro

So the Foo Fighters do an internet video/promo for at upcoming tour. The video, loosely titled “Hot Buns,” stars the band as truck driving good ol’ boys (and one startled janitor) who soap up, bare (almost) all and do a sort of parody shower scene. Think long fake beards dripping wet, guys in baseball caps in the shower and Dave Grohl grinning around a corn-cob pipe, all to the tune of Queen’s Body Language. It’s … special.

The gay overtones of this got the attention of Westboro Baptist Church. Spinner quotes their website (which I don’t link to):

“The entertainment industry is a microcosm of the people in this doomed nation: hard-hearted, hell-bound, and hedonistic,” leader Fred Phelps wrote on the church’s website. “These people have a platform and should be using it to encourage obedience to God; instead they teach every person who will listen all things contrary to him: fornication, adultery, idolatry, fags.”

Naturally, Westboro shows up to picket a concert. But as they brought out their picket signs, a truck pulling a parade float drives up. On the float were the Foo Fighters, dressed in the hillbilly outfits from the “Hot Buns” video, singing a parody country song “Keep it Clean.”

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I think I see a new American sport in the making: baiting Westboro. Provoking them into doing their usual bit, them making them the butt of the joke.

Comet Elenin

We’ve already seen Preacher Paul Begley go into hysterics over Comet Elenin. Now our favorite prophet from the Adirondacks, William Tapley, has written a song all about the ball of ice:

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Merciful Moloch, that hurt. Anybody want to test their autotune skills on this?

Via American Jesus, who I’ll forgive … eventually.

Jesus' Brother Bob

My wife recently offended someone with this song. In solidarity, I leave it here to offend all of you.

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Tapley Sings about Freedom

Look, I was going to stop paying attention to William Tapley. But then he started singing. Again.

It’s like a car wreck. You HAVE to pay attention.

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(via American Jesus, who probably wants to be the Canadian Jesus after this)