Gay Men Need Diapers?

This moron (Patrick Wooden, organizer for North Carolina’s anti-gay marriage amendment), claims homosexuality destroys men’s bodies and the human race.

I guess Wooden has never had oral sex, ’cause sperm can’t germinate there, either. Oh wait, I bet he has.

What an ignorant moron.

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Ed Young’s Sexperiment

You might have already heard about this, but if not, it’s worth a laugh. Ed Young, a mega-church pastor, is staging a publicity stunt where he and his wife stay in bed for 24 hours on the roof of his church.

Talk about a bunch of weirdos:

To encourage members of his congregation and others to take part in what he calls a “sexperiment,” Dallas pastor Ed Young and his wife Lisa began staging a “bed-in” on Friday morning, laying in a bed on the roof of their Texas church for 24 hours.

They say they want to illustrate that sex begins in heaven.

“It’s time to put the bed back in church and God back in the bed because God is the one that thought sex up,” says Ed Young, senior pastor of Fellowship Church.

While in bed, the Youngs plan to have bedside interviews via skype with various pastors and friends to “discuss tantalizing truths about sex as God intended,” according to their website.

“God said that we are to make love within the beauty and the covenant of marriage,” says the pastor.

Right. Well, whatever floats their boats.

God says, “I apologize”

About damn time.

I apologize to the african children who starved while I was bailing Tebow out yesterday. Er, uh, welcome to heaven!

Extremist Jews Prevent Women From Voting

‘Cause if women can vote, how can the men make all the rules?

A small group of ultra-Orthodox Jews has prevented some women from voting in local elections in Jerusalem. It’s the latest step by the extremely pious Jews to try to force their practices on others.

Israel’s Channel 2 TV video showed the men screaming at a few dozen women, demanding that they leave a voting station Wednesday. Then the men pushed them away.

The incident happened soon after Jerusalem’s secular mayor, Nir Barkat, left the station after speaking out against gender discrimination.

Recently Israel’s ultra-Orthodox minority have become more active in trying to impose gender segregation beyond their communities. Women have been forced to the back of some buses that serve their neighborhoods.

The vast majority of Israel’s Jews object to such measures.

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Dead Birds, Pt. 2

Once again, there’s been a mass die off of bird, this time in Arkansas. Once again, the reliable nutjobs freak out. Here’s Paul Begley. No doubt Cindy Jacobs will be along shortly.

Via Joe.My.God.