Purity Bear Strikes Back

Young couple in love … soft music … holding hands … deranged teddy bear …

“He loves pizza too, but then he dumps the box as soon as he’s done with it.”

Sometimes I think the whole “wait till marriage” movement is just a contest to find the most condescending metaphor for young women possible.

Swiped from Friendly Atheist.

They Warned Us This Was Coming …

The Christians warned us that this would happen if we legalized gay marriage. Now the BBC tells us that we’ve slid down another notch on the slippery slope: interspecies marriage.

A ram and a deer are set to be “married” at a zoo in south-western China on Valentine’s Day, state-run media report.

Changmao the ram and Chunzi the doe’s “unconventional relationship” have made them popular with the public.

Of course, in many ways it is like a traditional marriage …

But Changmao has not been exactly faithful to Chunzi. He fathered a baby lamb with the zoo’s only female sheep.

Let’s Hope The Mormons Are Wrong…

let's hope the mormons are wrong and you're not going to hell for this

Let’s Talk About …

Via Jesus Needs New PR, I see that an old friend is still in business.

Donny Pauling used to grace our comments and forums. I see that he’s still pushing himself as a “former porn producer.” I guess that’s not unlikely, but I have to admit that I’m skeptical. We meet so many “former witches,” “former atheists,” and “former satanists,” that I can’t help suspecting that Donny is just as full of it as all the rest.

I also don’t know why someone would go to a former porn producer for sex advice. That’s like getting cooking tips from someone who used to make plastic food. Of course, it’s no worse than going to the Bible, which was written in a time when the authors still thought that the child’s traits were set by what the mother was looking at during conception (Genesis 30:37-39).

As Jesus Said About Gay People…

bank sign protestor: as jesus said about gay people man

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