Where Does the Republican Party Find Them, part 42

Suzanne Atanus, a GOP candidate for US Representative of Illinois, is blaming the gays and abortion for ... just about everything, really. From the Daily Herald:"I am a conservative Republican and I believe in God first," Atanus said. She said she believes God controls the weather and has put tornadoes and diseases such as autism and dementia on earth as punishment for gay rights and legalized abortions."God is angry. We are provoking him with abortions and same-sex marriage and civil … [Read more...]

Hail Azathoth

I'd just like to remind all of you that I live nowhere near Oklahoma City. I expect you all to be my alibis when the police ask about all the empty bags of concrete mix in my basement.Monument to ‘god of chaos’ mysteriously appears in front of Oklahoma City restaurantAn Oklahoma City restaurant has a concrete problem in its hands.Staff at Paseo Grill, located in Oklahoma’s historic Paseo Arts District, are still making sense of a mysterious concrete block that materialized on their f … [Read more...]

Giant Floating Jesus

Wouldn't you know it, I just bought a house and now it's going to be eaten be a giant floating phantasmal Jesus head.Oh yeah, I hear you snickering. "Whatsamatter, Vorjack, homeowners insurance not covering 'snacks of God'?" Well, you're going to be in for a rude shock soon. Those of us who play games like Katamari Damacy, or Tasty Planet know what's going to happen. Jesus starts off with houses, but gets bigger and bigger, until ...That's what I talking about. Even Galactus … [Read more...]

Subliminal Scriptures Teddy Bear

And you thought purity bear was bad. John Hagee, megachurch pastor and CEO of Global Evangelism Television, is pushing this teddybear with an audio player inside that plays selected scripture verses to your child. It's a chintzy toy, and coming from someone like Hagee, who can never keep his foot out of his mouth, it's a little disturbing.http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=vYNACoftcPg#!"It gives you the opportunity to saturate your child in an environment of … [Read more...]

Beck’s Gulch

Everybody's getting into the planned communities act. We've seen the Citadel, where America's 2nd Amendment fanatics will go to live in peace with their guns. Now Glenn Beck in getting into the act, with his proposed city: Independence, USA. From The Blaze:Glenn unveils his most ambitious and visionary dream: IndependenceWhile Independence is very much a dream at this point, the proposed city-theme park hybrid would bring several of Glenn’s seemingly disconnected projects into one p … [Read more...]