Hilariously Horrid Pagan Pick Up Lines for Valentine’s Day

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1. My Sign is rising. 2. You complete my circle. 3. Do you want to touch my crystal? It's charged! ( Someone really said this to my ex-fiance )   4. Wait, I know what to do, I'm a Gardnerian. (I mean no offense by this, it's just a stranger actually said this to me in ritual as they attempted to climb on top of me!)   5. Do you want a five fold kiss?   6. Did we mate in a past life?   7. Want to come see my crystal balls?   8. … [Read more...]


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