Glenn Beck Promises an Announcement That Will Take Down the Power Structure

Whatever will it be?!

He says this has happened in Washington and beyond.

He says he has a whistleblower who has a document that will take down the whole power structure.

I think it has something to do with Jason Bourne.

Readers: What do you think he is going to announce?

Unintentional parody site Before It’s News says Beck will announce that the NSA blackmailed Chief Justice Roberts into a favorable Obamacare ruling.

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  • Jason Bourne

    Apparently, Pam Landy faxed the documents to Beck and not the govt. This won’t end well.

  • Jason Bourne

    Apparently, Pam Landy faxed the documents to Beck and not the govt. This won’t end well.

  • Peter Ould

    Forget the announcement, is the real scandal the fact that Mormon Glenn Beck has a caffeinated Coca Cola next to him which has obviously drunk from. Outer Darkness beckons…

  • Henny

    Beck’s announcement will involve the existence of a super race of humans who have been cryogenically frozen. Their former leader has been resurrected by the NSA in order to fight terrorists but has gone rogue and is about to unleash his fury on the world.

  • In Person

    I just texted Mr. Obama THE END OF ALL THINGS.

    All other issues of men are inconsequential at this POINT.

    http://451366102013.blogspot.com/

  • Crystal Westbrook

    When will he announce this? I would like to listen to it.

    • http://www.patheos.com/blogs/warrenthrockmorton Warren

      Not sure; he implied he would have something within 24 hours or by early afternoon today.

      • Crystal Westbrook

        He certainly has to at this point. Everyone is curious to hear.

  • Boo

    He just saved a bundle of money on his car insurance by switching to GEICO!

  • Boo

    He just saved a bundle of money on his car insurance by switching to GEICO!

  • Jane

    We are really ruled by a planet of apes!

    • Boo

      But in a surprise twist, they are saved, clean apes.

  • ken

    “He says he has a whistleblower who has a document that will take down the whole power structure.”

    I believe that Beck will be blowing so much hot air during his announcement that the a/c will overload the power grid.

  • StraightGrandmother

    Hey peeps, it’s tomorrow.

    What?

    No big reveal?

    He would never make it on Love it or List it.

  • Throbert McGee

    I think Boo wins this thread (at least going by the “Spit-tivity” factor), regardless of what Beck actually says…

  • Jim Guinnessey

    Glenn has discovered time travel and will be the first to travel to another galaxy and we will be rid of this jerk forever.

  • Deanna Oserg

    I am becoming concerned for Glenn. Many people have remained loyal to him through the years, but lately, his behavior has been beyond strange. We all remember in 2010 when Glenn said he was going blind – now he is saying that his vocal cards are parylized. His announcement never happened, and the last show I saw of him, he sat with hundreds of flash cards, displaying one after the other. Would it not have made more sense to have one of his co-anchors read what he wanted to say? I’m afraid he will lose all credibility if he does not behave in a more rational manner, and tell his fans the truth.

  • http://www.patheos.com/blogs/warrenthrockmorton Warren

    Not sure; he implied he would have something within 24 hours or by early afternoon today.


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