Top Ten Rejected Titles for Mark Driscoll’s Sunday Sermon at James River Church

Intell is getting out of Ozark, MO. In the Show Me State, Mark Driscoll is going to show up at James River Church with news of some kind on this Sunday, June 7. My sources are at work again and have learned the top ten rejected sermon titles for this weekend's appearance. Without fanfare, here there are:10. A Nobody Wanting to Tell Anybody About Everybody I Need to Forgive9. How to Fund Your Church Plant Through Global Missions8. William Wallace Was Right7 I Know Who … [Read more...]

A New Front In The Driscoll Plagiarism Wars? Twagiarism

This one is a bit humorous.Mark Driscoll likes to tweet pithy little tweets to his zillion followers throughout the day. At least someone is tweeting them in his name. Given what we now know, I figure maybe someone at Docent Research Group is helping out. Anyway, just a bit ago, Twitter user Sherideth Smith pointed out that one of Driscoll tweets was actually from Bill … [Read more...]

Public Service Announcement: Post-Christmas Stress Disorder (PCSD)

Going back to 2005, I have been warning blog readers about the scourge of Post-Christmas Stress Disorder. Sadly, this malady did not make it into the latest edition of the psychiatric manual, DSM-V. I am convinced that the omission of PCSD is one of the significant weaknesses of the new edition. PCSD resembles Pre-Christmas Stress Disorder and some people just have Christmas Stress Disorder. In most cases, PCSD spontaneously remits but in severe cases, intervention is warranted. Through research … [Read more...]

The Official Winter Wear of Journey Into Manhood

 The Official Winter Wear™ of Journey Into Manhood unveiled!You have to feel it to heal it! … [Read more...]

Are You Ready for Some Football? Not during revival…

Don't get used to it because during the season of dominion, no one will be watching it. The Morning Star Ministries' Rick Joyner 'splains...Joyner says:I'm not saying their going to cancel the NFL, but it could get to that.If this gets out, the New Apostolic Reformation will be doomed in Western PA. … [Read more...]

Bryan Fischer: Ban everything

He's getting harder and harder to spoof, but here goes...AFA analyst calls for ban on everythingTupelo, MS - Writing today for the website RenewMerica, Bryan Fischer asserted that all sex everywhere needs to be curtailed."Just one wrong move and you're done for," Fischer wrote. "It's like cigarettes and gay sex, we are all one smoke or one hook up away from disaster."Fischer was reacting to a government report suggesting that one cigarette can be the one that kills you. "Of … [Read more...]

New ark to be built: Grizzlies & other bad animals excluded

I guess I shouldn't be surprised by this WHAT? report:AFA to rebuild Noah's Ark; Grizzlies, other bad animals excludedTupelo, MS - The American Family Association's Bryan Fischer today announced that he is going to rebuild Noah's Ark. Citing media reports of animal attacks on humans, he says only the good animals will be allowed."We are going to break this curse on the land and only take in the animals which do not attack people," said Fischer. "For instance, everyone knows tha … [Read more...]

Colonel Sanders responsible for homosexualization of America

Bolivia - WTHN - Today, Spero News reported that Bolivian President Evo Morales linked eating hormonally enhanced chicken with problems in masculinity, saying,“The chicken that we eat is chock-full of feminine hormones. So, when men eat these chickens, they deviate from themselves as men.”The chicken - homosexuality link was presaged in the US by a WorldNetDaily author, Jim Rutz, who linked soy products with an upsurge in bromance around the world. Rutz said, "Soy is feminizing, and commo … [Read more...]