Prosperity Pastors Pray for Protestant Presidential Prospect Donald Trump (VIDEO)

This is not from the Onion.Trump looks bewildered.(The embed feature appears to be glitchy right now, so if the video doesn't show up, click here)David (New York Times Best Seller Professional) Jeremiah is doing the praying at the beginning. I think his dad must be turning over in his grave.  Did Jeremiah just call Trump the next president of the U.S.? Talk about your Agents of the Apocalypse...Kenneth Copeland is there.One of them is trying to mind meld with Trump. I … [Read more...]

Donald Trump Shall Become the Trumpet: My Entry for Best Article in the “Wait, This Isn’t Parody?” Category

If I was of a mind to write a parody of a Charismatic minister writing about Donald Trump, an article like this would have been a good result.Writing for Charisma Magazine's Prophetic Insight section, "prophetic minister" Jeremiah Johnson compared Donald Trump to Cyrus in the Bible. Referring to Trump or someone like him, Johnson says: Could God not use the wicked and ungodly to bring about His plans and purposes thousands of years ago and can He not still do the same thing again, … [Read more...]

Funion Article: Gays Decry Redefinition of Marriage

The following article appeared in today's Funion, a spoofy spoof of the Onion. With all appropriate apologies to all involved.Gays Decry Union of Rocker and Florida Megachurch PastorORLANDO, FL (Funion News Network) - Gay activists are crying foul this morning after Orlando area pastor Paula White married former Journey rocker Jonathan Cain. White’s marriage to Cain is the third marriage for the pastor of New Destiny Christian Center.Gay activist Randy Thompson of Florida’s LBGTQQI ac … [Read more...]

Scott Lively: The Apocalypse Is Coming

Yesterday, Right Wing Watch featured Scott Lively and Rick Wiles waxing apocalyptically on Wiles radio show.  The essence is that September 23, 2015 is a pivotal date. On that day, the Antichrist (said personification of evil is said to be the leader of the "largest superpower in the world") will pardon all the world's debts and be hailed as the "hero of the world." From there, the Antichrist will bring in the Apocalypse.Lively then praises Vladimir Putin for his efforts to stifle free … [Read more...]

Equine Assisted Therapy Pastor Denies Gay Therapy Story

UPDATE 1/5/13: But now see this: EAP Brochure describing homosexuality as an addiction.When I asked Bell whether or not this brochure was his, he wrote back (1/4/13) saying:Wow,Why do you ask?Do we need to modify the current investigation to include that ofharrassment and electronic stalking?You had no desire before to verify any content that included us. You decline, as do others, to print the requested retraction.O.A.T.S. in VirginiaThis just gets stranger and … [Read more...]

The Official Winter Wear of Journey Into Manhood

 The Official Winter Wear™ of Journey Into Manhood unveiled!You have to feel it to heal it! … [Read more...]

David Barton: Preparing for the “progressive, liberal phenomenon”

On Wallbuilders Live today (via RightWingWatch), we get this nugget of wisdom from David Barton:They [the founders] didn't know what the word "adolescent" meant. And, by the way, I checked with Rabbi [Daniel] Lapin, he says that is not a word that appears in Hebrew because it's not in the mind of God. God wasn't into adolescence, He was in to having you become productive, having you be fruitful, having your produce and so that's why there was no adolescence in the Founding Era; that's a modern … [Read more...]

Are You Ready for Some Football? Not during revival…

Don't get used to it because during the season of dominion, no one will be watching it. The Morning Star Ministries' Rick Joyner 'splains...Joyner says:I'm not saying their going to cancel the NFL, but it could get to that.If this gets out, the New Apostolic Reformation will be doomed in Western PA. … [Read more...]