Jared Walczak – RGIII: A Shakespearean Tragedy

For your Saturday morning reading pleasure, now comes Grove City College alum Jared Walczak ('08) with whimsy of the Shakespearean variety. Jared has this to say about his creation:"The rise and fall of Washington quarterback Robert Griffin III is nothing short of "an athletic tragedy worthy of Shakespeare," according to the Washington Post. Yet the Post served up but prose; I herewith step in to fill the void, with sincere apologies to the Bard."* RGIII: A Shakespearean Tragedy by Ja … [Read more...]

Public Service Announcement: Post-Christmas Stress Disorder (PCSD)

Going back to 2005, I have been warning blog readers about the scourge of Post-Christmas Stress Disorder. Sadly, this malady did not make it into the latest edition of the psychiatric manual, DSM-V. I am convinced that the omission of PCSD is one of the significant weaknesses of the new edition. PCSD resembles Pre-Christmas Stress Disorder and some people just have Christmas Stress Disorder. In most cases, PCSD spontaneously remits but in severe cases, intervention is warranted. Through research … [Read more...]

Monty Python’s Election Night Special

I'm just getting a loud buzzing noise in my left ear...The loud buzzing noise should improve after Tuesday night. … [Read more...]

The Official Winter Wear of Journey Into Manhood

 The Official Winter Wear™ of Journey Into Manhood unveiled!You have to feel it to heal it! … [Read more...]

Government to ministers: Preach or pay

Spoof alert - Taketh not this first part seriouslyeth.Washington, DC (HUH) - Today, Barack Obama pledged to introduce legislation which would allow the President to set days of public prayer and thanksgiving. Obama said he had come to recognize the importance of prayer to the nation and he believes the President should set the tone.However, a clause in the proposal has some religious leaders nervous. According to the Bill for Appointing Days of Public Fasting and Thanksgiving, ministers … [Read more...]

Statement from Harold Camping

"Oh, snap! I meant the other Earth!" … [Read more...]

Bryan Fischer: Ban everything

He's getting harder and harder to spoof, but here goes...AFA analyst calls for ban on everythingTupelo, MS - Writing today for the website RenewMerica, Bryan Fischer asserted that all sex everywhere needs to be curtailed."Just one wrong move and you're done for," Fischer wrote. "It's like cigarettes and gay sex, we are all one smoke or one hook up away from disaster."Fischer was reacting to a government report suggesting that one cigarette can be the one that kills you. "Of … [Read more...]

New ark to be built: Grizzlies & other bad animals excluded

I guess I shouldn't be surprised by this WHAT? report:AFA to rebuild Noah's Ark; Grizzlies, other bad animals excludedTupelo, MS - The American Family Association's Bryan Fischer today announced that he is going to rebuild Noah's Ark. Citing media reports of animal attacks on humans, he says only the good animals will be allowed."We are going to break this curse on the land and only take in the animals which do not attack people," said Fischer. "For instance, everyone knows tha … [Read more...]


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