Top Ten Rejected Titles for Mark Driscoll’s Sunday Sermon at James River Church

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Intell is getting out of Ozark, MO. In the Show Me State, Mark Driscoll is going to show up at James River Church with news of some kind on this Sunday, June 7. My sources are at work again and have learned the top ten rejected sermon titles for this weekend's appearance. Without fanfare, here there are:10. A Nobody Wanting to Tell Anybody About Everybody I Need to Forgive9. How to Fund Your Church Plant Through Global Missions8. William Wallace Was Right7 I Know Who … [Read more...]

Funion Article: Gays Decry Redefinition of Marriage

The following article appeared in today's Funion, a spoofy spoof of the Onion. With all appropriate apologies to all involved.Gays Decry Union of Rocker and Florida Megachurch PastorORLANDO, FL (Funion News Network) - Gay activists are crying foul this morning after Orlando area pastor Paula White married former Journey rocker Jonathan Cain. White’s marriage to Cain is the third marriage for the pastor of New Destiny Christian Center.Gay activist Randy Thompson of Florida’s LBGTQQI ac … [Read more...]

Jared Walczak – RGIII: A Shakespearean Tragedy

For your Saturday morning reading pleasure, now comes Grove City College alum Jared Walczak ('08) with whimsy of the Shakespearean variety. Jared has this to say about his creation:"The rise and fall of Washington quarterback Robert Griffin III is nothing short of "an athletic tragedy worthy of Shakespeare," according to the Washington Post. Yet the Post served up but prose; I herewith step in to fill the void, with sincere apologies to the Bard."* RGIII: A Shakespearean Tragedy by Ja … [Read more...]

Public Service Announcement: Post-Christmas Stress Disorder (PCSD)

Going back to 2005, I have been warning blog readers about the scourge of Post-Christmas Stress Disorder. Sadly, this malady did not make it into the latest edition of the psychiatric manual, DSM-V. I am convinced that the omission of PCSD is one of the significant weaknesses of the new edition. PCSD resembles Pre-Christmas Stress Disorder and some people just have Christmas Stress Disorder. In most cases, PCSD spontaneously remits but in severe cases, intervention is warranted. Through research … [Read more...]

Monty Python’s Election Night Special

I'm just getting a loud buzzing noise in my left ear...The loud buzzing noise should improve after Tuesday night. … [Read more...]

The Official Winter Wear of Journey Into Manhood

 The Official Winter Wear™ of Journey Into Manhood unveiled!You have to feel it to heal it! … [Read more...]

Government to ministers: Preach or pay

Spoof alert - Taketh not this first part seriouslyeth.Washington, DC (HUH) - Today, Barack Obama pledged to introduce legislation which would allow the President to set days of public prayer and thanksgiving. Obama said he had come to recognize the importance of prayer to the nation and he believes the President should set the tone.However, a clause in the proposal has some religious leaders nervous. According to the Bill for Appointing Days of Public Fasting and Thanksgiving, ministers … [Read more...]

Statement from Harold Camping

"Oh, snap! I meant the other Earth!" … [Read more...]


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