How To Create a Prodigal 101

May 2, 2012 by Leave a Comment

 1.  First, students, remember to major on minors:  Make no differentiation between social guffaws and moral absolutes.  In fact, invert your response if possible--For commandment-breaking acts, throw up your hands and say, Oh, she didn't actually mean to lie.  And, for matters of indifference,  go bat-crud-crazy: HOW DARE YOU LEAVE THE HOUSE WITHOUT SHOES, and so on and so forth.2.  Concern yourself with externals like 'modesty' over internals like 'a growing resentment that wi … [Read more...]

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