Will WitchSchool Go Sci Fi?

On January 12th the SCI FI Channel publicized a list of upcoming shows and specials that were in development for 2007. Among them (listed last in fact) was a “docusoap” co-produced by the SCI FI Channel and Stick Figure Productions entitled “Witch School”.

“Harry Potter has nothing on this real-life Witch School! While resembling your typical classroom experience note passing, over-achievers, students who forget their homework, field trips and the dreaded pop-quiz some elements of this education are less traditional. Perhaps last night’s homework involved communicating with a deceased relative, a field trip could involve spending the night in a “haunted” forest and that pop-quiz might involve a literal plague of frogs. SCI FI Channel and Stick Figure Productions (Amish in the City, Family Bonds) will team up to present this docusoap about Ed Hubbard and his Witch School.”

But will the program ever see the airwaves? While the show is in “development” that doesn’t necessarily mean you’ll ever see a finished product.

“Adrienne D’amato, spokeswoman for NBC Universal and the SCI FI Channel, said via e-mail the show is in active development but not in production. More information regarding the program is expected when production commences in the coming months.”

You have to wonder how much of this production is for the benefit of the cameras, until six months ago Witch School (which primarily exists as an online school) didn’t offer on-site courses.

“The news comes just six months after the Hoopeston establishment announced it would offer on-site courses at its home at 112 W. Main St.”

It is also interesting to note that a major rift within the Correllian Tradition (the Witchcraft tradition that runs Witch School) came shortly after the announcement of on-site classes. This allowed Don Lewis to become the president of Witch School in addition to being the head of the Correllian Tradition. A matter that has produced threats of litigation.

So while many members of the Pagan community are cringing in anticipation of what a Witch School reality program will look like, we may want to wait and see if any filming takes place, and if what is filmed ends up on television. A program “in development” can often end up in “development hell” (even if the Wiccans involved don’t believe in Hell) and a filmed pilot can gather dust on a shelf. So perhaps we will all be spared yet another installment of Wiccan involvement in reality television.

Wicca and Reality Television (Again)

The history of Wiccans in reality television isn’t exactly stellar. You had Fiona Horne’s starring role in “Mad Mad House”, “scary” Mary O’Leary from the UK version of “Big Brother”, the Eckhart family on the never-aired show “Welcome to the Neighborhood”, the vaguely Pagan-ish New Age D’Amico-Flisher family on “Trading Spouses” (which caused the now-famous freak-out by Christian mom Marguerite Perrin) and the infamous Wiccan priestess Donna Thompson on “Wife Swap”. So I’m always a little leery when I read about yet another Wiccan family signing up for the reality television merry-go-round.


The Hovey Family: Kendra, Tim, Alana, and Alec

“Television viewers, prepare to be shocked when you see what one Wiccan family on the South Shore does virtually undetected. They go out for ice cream. Among the reasons people willingly partake in reality TV shows, promoting religious tolerance isn’t high on the list. But for the Rev. Kendra Vaughan Hovey, elder high priestess of Duxbury’s First Church of Wicca, and her husband, Tim, it’s the sole reason they agreed to star in an episode of a new series on The Learning Channel called “My Unique Family.” For the entire month of October, the Hoveys and their children Alec, 11, and Alana, 8, were filmed, followed and interviewed – at home, at church, going to work and, yes, even going out for ice cream. More than 200 hours of footage was compressed into the one-hour program scheduled to air at 10 p.m. Monday, Feb. 19.”

Will The Learning Channel be more sympathetic and fair than previous reality programs? Even the family has its concerns over their imminent television portrayal.

“They haven’t yet decided if they’ll do anything special when the show airs. One member of the congregation suggested watching together on a big-screen TV, but, the Hoveys said they’re still a little worried about whether they’ll be left smiling or doing damage control that night.”

As I have said before, reality programs (for the most part) aren’t looking to normalize outsider views and faiths, just to put them on (highly edited) display. A sanitized freak-show for our modern era. No matter how positive or good-intentioned there is always a touch of outlandishness inherent in these programs, and while I always hope for the best I’m sure there was a reason the show picked a priestess who insists on wearing a Christian clerical collar.

Then again, you’ll also note they picked a Wiccan tradition that is following a congregational model (200-strong according to Rev. Hovey) instead of the more traditional coven structure. So perhaps this might be a rare normalizing effort on the part of TLC. I guess we will just have to wait and see what the show’s editors decided to portray.

Muggle Mallory vs Harry Potter: Round Two!

It looks like winning the “Idiot of the Year” award in 2006 hasn’t slowed down Christian crusader Laura Mallory of Loganville, Georgia. Mallory is pressing forward with a Superior Court appeal to the rulings made by the local board of education to keep Harry Potter books on the shelves.


From “The Nervous Witch” by Jack T. Chick.

“Mallory said, “We will take a stand for truth, and pray God will touch the hearts of this generation.” For the past year and a half, she has vehemently preached that the books indoctrinate children in witchcraft. She hasn’t, however, actually read the books. Mallory says she is poised to take legal action and has apparently received “significant donations” from “supporters” in aid of this.”


From “The Nervous Witch” by Jack T. Chick.

Columnist Emil Steiner, who named her idiot of the year in 2006, seems to admire her almost poetic ignorance.

“Now, without going so far as calling her an idiot (oh wait), it certainly shows a high level of ignorance to believe that a book you haven’t even read is capable of converting people to a religion you know little about. Beyond the flawed logic though, Ms. Mallory’s dogmatic persistence may actually end up driving more children to read Harry Potter. In a time when faith is mired by extremism, and reading is at an all time low, perhaps she feels the only way to teach the concepts of poetic justice and the dangers of close-minded fanaticism is through a polemic gesture. If not, she is demonstrating a line of thinking that makes the Salem Witch Trials seem almost rational.”

So much for my hopes that this story (and others like it) would fade away. At this point her crusade is starting to look like some strange sort of morality play. Maybe we will find out that “Laura Mallory” is really the stage name for a liberal performance artist who is commenting on our modern culture by constructing a stereotypical ignorant evangelical to wage a Sisyphean struggle against the inevitability of Harry Potter.

Pagan Author to Produce Fantasy Film

Denise Channing, who under the pen name of Jaq D Hawkins has written several books on Chaos Magic and other esoteric subjects, is producing a film in England based on her first fantasy novel “Dance of the Goblins”.


Denise Channing aka Jaq D Hawkins

“The 50-year-old from Norwich, whose pen name is Jaq D Hawkins, has begun work on turning her debut novel, Dance of the Goblins, into a feature-length film. So confident is she of the book’s impending success, she has set up her own production company, Goblin Films, and has already snapped up British actor Kevin McNally, star of Hollywood blockbuster Pirates of the Caribbean, in the leading role. It is hoped other stars will soon follow and with the film being shot in both Norwich and London, Denise is looking to source local talent as well.”

If Channing manages to get the necessary funding, this could be a big step in Pagan-produced films. Outside of underground film-maker and adherent to Thelema Kenneth Anger (who just saw his early film works re-released as a deluxe DVD set), there hasn’t to my knowledge been a film (outside of small documentaries) helmed and guided by an openly modern Pagan. Could Denise Channing become the Gwydion Pendderwen of Pagan film?