The Store that Converted

The Leaf-Chronicle in Tennessee profiles a New Age store that is switching over to a Christian book store due to a religious change of heart by the owner. Susie Clark, who bought a pre-existing New Age store to escape the grief of her husband dying, is now selling off all of her non-Christian stock to make a space more in tune with her new returning faith in Christianity.

“Susie Clark has tens of thousands of dollars worth of merchandise staring her in the face. All of it must be sold by Wednesday. Despite that pressure, she feels lighter, freer and happier than she has the last two years…Clark bought Body, Mind and Spirit from then-owner Annette Cunningham in July 2005, shortly before Cunningham died of cancer…Soon, classes on the power of crystals were being held in the shop. A psychic came in several times a week to offer readings to customers. A Wicca circle, composed of witches who practice the nature-based Pagan religion, began meeting there.”

The article seems to go out of its way to equate a certain “darkness” and wrongness to the New Age and Pagan items they sold.

“And Clark got sadder and sicker…Since opening the store, Clark went completely deaf, with little explanation…Jeff Stark, associate pastor of Clarksville First Church of the Nazarene, says the God he worships is a loving, protective God. While he doesn’t believe God caused Clark’s illness, he does believe God communicates through people’s lives. “There’s a way God speaks through our circumstances and makes us think, ‘Where was I going?’” he says…Clark hoped her shop would be a place of hope and healing for herself and others who were grieving. “It didn’t turn out that way,” Clark says. “I had some people on staff that were completely Wiccan. Then there was what the customers wanted. My whole vision of what I wanted to do went out the window.” Despite being profitable, the store was dragging Clark deeper and deeper into a pit of blackness.”

Despite being rescued from her “pit of blackness”, and “getting her brain back”, Clark doesn’t seem to mind a Wiccan helping her redesign the store’s computer system.

“Even Daphne Redd, a Wiccan who is working with Clark to redesign the store’s computer system, says she supports Clark’s decision. ‘I bless her for it. There’s no harm in it for me,’ Redd says. ‘The church did not come in here and demand her change her ways. She chose something based on her own conviction.’”

In a related article on the shop’s shift in focus, Clark and her business adviser hope the new store will be more welcoming.

“Clark hopes an uplifting, welcoming atmosphere will attract people of all religions to the new store…John Lee, who has experience running Christian bookstores and is helping Clark with the transition, says they hope to create a place where all people feel comfortable.”

I think they mean make “Christians” feel comfortable. I’m sure the Pagans felt comfortable already, and may feel less so now. While I’m happy that the owner is happy, I would have liked to hear more from the local Pagan and metaphysical community. How do they feel about the change? Are any of them upset that the dying woman she bought the store from wouldn’t have wanted it to become yet another Christian book store? Where do they plan to gather and shop now? Information that would have enriched and balanced the story.

The Very Best and Worst of Pagan Film

This weekend the very best, and worst, in film will be celebrated. On Sunday, the 79th Academy Awards (The Oscars) will be handed out to those films thought to be the very best of the past year, and the day before that you’ll see the Golden Raspberries (The Razzies) handed out to the very, very worst. Films with pagan themes hold the strange honor of holding several nominations in both.

In the category of the very best is Guillermo del Toro’s masterful “Pan’s Labyrinth”. This dark fairytale, set during the rise of Franco in Spain, has garnered six Oscar nominations. Achievement in Art Direction, Achievement in Cinematography, Best Foreign Language Film of the Year, Achievement in Makeup, Achievement in Music Written for Motion Pictures (Original Score), and Original Screenplay.


Guillermo del Toro with Doug Jones as ‘the faun’.

Del Toro’s film has earned high praise from critics (including Stephen King), and won the “Golden Tomato” award from Rotten Tomatoes for being the best-reviewed foreign film of 2006. This film was widely anticipated by many in the Pagan community, and few (I think) were disappointed with the final product. You can read my review of the film, here.

“It’s a matter of creating a fairy tale that is in favor of disobedience – obedience disguised as blind patriotism is often invoked for the worst causes. It’s at a time when we are supposed to be better people by not questioning anything and in reality we are better people by doing it.”Guillermo Del Toro, Oscar Watch

On the opposite side of the scale is perhaps one of the most ill-advised remakes in movie history, “The Wicker Man”. Based loosely off the amazing 1973 film about a police officer running afoul of a island of Pagans off the Scottish coast, and starring Christopher Lee and directed by Robin Hardy, this remake by Nicolas Cage* and Neil LaBute takes everything that was good about the original and turns it into a bizarre misogynist screed involving killer bees.


Nicolas Cage and Neil LaBute discussing their bizarre hatred of women.

Thus, one of the most beloved pagan-themed films is remade into one of the worst pagan-themed films of all time. As a consequence it has racked up an impressive five nominations in the Razzies. Worst Picture, Actor, Screenplay, Remake and Screen Couple. I never formally reviewed the film on this blog, but I did eventually see it on DVD, and it truly is one of the worst films I ever had to sit through (the director’s commentary is the only truly scary thing about it). Here is what HecklerSpray had to say about the film in their Razzies betting odds.

“You tend to get an idea that a film remake is bad when the director of the original angrily instructs his lawyers to remove his name from all promotional material for the remake, and that’s just what happened with The Wicker Man. In years to come, The Wicker Man will be used as a blueprint for what not to do when you’re remaking a classic film. You don’t swap a creepy pagan island for a town full of feminists. You don’t replace Edward Woodward’s righteous fundamental Christian virgin policeman for Nicolas Cage being a bit scared of bees. And you absolutely don’t tack on a ridiculous ending starring the angry boy from Spider-Man just for the hell of it. The Wicker Man is so profoundly awful it almost verges on sacrilege but – incredibly – The Razzies say it wasn’t the worst film from the last year. Current Razzies Worst Movie betting odds – 6/1″

I hope both films sweep their nominated categories.

*Perhaps not so coincidently, Nicolas Cage ruined another of my favorite films with his “Wings of Desire” remake “City of Angels”. Maybe he should stick to playing roles like “Ghost Rider”.

Pantheacon Wrap-Up

As I mentioned earlier this week, Pantheacon, perhaps the largest indoor Pagan convention, occurred this past weekend. Now that everyone has had a chance to rest a bit from the festivities, thoughts and experiences from the weekend are popping up in the Pagan blogosphere.

Anne Hill talks about the highs and lows of this years P-Con. Among the lows is the manner of dress for certain attendees.

“….it’s bad enough that a certain elder in the community thinks it’s a good idea to walk around in a wizard costume to promote his new book and correspondence course. He had us covered for “Sorcerer’s Apprentice” lookalikes. But the Johnny Depp wannabe was just disturbing. In the first place, he was in no way as good looking as Johnny Depp, which made him an object of derision more than a sex symbol – probably not the effect he had intended. In the second place, it was annoying to see some guy in a pirate outfit with beads hanging from his beard every day. He served as a reminder that many among us are in no way ready for prime time, and that it’s really a good thing Christopher Guest hasn’t chosen the Pagan community to mock in his next film feature. Why bother, when we mock ourselves so well?”

Deborah Oak, in the comments of Anne Hill’s blog, brings up a common fashion complaint at Pagan gatherings. What is up with all the medieval/renaissance garb?

“My fashion peeve is the overabundance of Medieval garb. Why do we pagans have to constantly invoke the dark ages? Why?”

On her own blog, Oak says that Pantheacon left her with the impression that the modern Pagan community is maturing (despite the outfits).

“…am still ruminating on the experience, which was overwhelmingly positive. Witches and pagans are indeed moving on from the state of reaction and reclaiming and as a whole I felt the maturing of the Craft.”

Thorn Coyle speaks fondly of the conversations she had at the convention.

“The highlights for me are always the conversations, which this year included the video documentary I’m working on with a friend. What a joy to listen to and film smart people with deep practice and enough engagement in their respective traditions to have theological ideas about even ingrained patterns of speech (I got to ask “What do you mean when you say ‘The Goddess’?” and get a tasty answer in reply!), or enough history in their studies to be able to chart the current wave we are on in relation to other transformative waves. Scratch someone with mastery and you’ll get some interesting answers.”

Alfrecht gives a very detailed account
of his weekend there.

“Much which was unexpected took place in the course of these several days, but all of it, without exception, was positive, despite some frustrations here and there. Aster articulated and summarized an excellent point which could be applied to the entire experience: “Magic is the world suddenly acquiring a plot.” I hope that this plot is one which others are interested in, or at least are as interested in as I am!”

Erynn Rowan Laurie discusses why she had to turn Llewellyn down at the convention.

“Talked to Isaac Bonewits and it turned out he was dining with the acquisitions editor and the publicist from Llewellyn, who immediate pounced upon me and were desperate for me to write for them. I gently turned them down, explaining that a CR 101 would probably work for their audience, but I’d promised my ogam book to Megalithica, and that really, a book on filidecht would deal with the search for illumination that results in one of three things — poetry, madness or DEATH — and that honest, I didn’t think their target market was quite ready for that.”

A blogger by the name of “ardgruntler” was a bit dismayed by how quickly mutual friendship and respect dissipated after the convention.

“Are We Serious or Not? Because I’m finding it a little tough to see the leaders who were talking the ‘we need to stand together as pagans’ ‘walk’ at Pantheacon – two days later taking pot shots again. I’ve gone from really hopeful to kinda sad. And I feel a little bad myself. The best I can say about my behavior is that I didn’t level shots at other organizations, just my own. (Don’t know which is worse. But, since looking at one’s own house with a critical eye is essential to any real growth, I’ll stick with the former.)”

And in a final note, an attendee by the name of Todd praises Margot Adler for telling modern Pagans we need to shape up (literally).

“Kudos to Margot for facing probably three hundred Pagans and telling us all “We need to take better care of ourselves [i.e, physically].” And P-Con programming folks: When you get my proposal to lead a morning “fun run/walk” each day next year, take it seriously.”

On that note, I think I’ll head off to the gym.

Checking In With The Witches Next Door

Last month I reported (skeptically) about a Wiccan family appearing on TLC’s new reality series “My Unique Family”. The episode, entitled “The Witches Next Door”, featured Rev. Kendra Vaughan Hovey, elder high priestess of Duxbury’s First Church of Wicca, and her family as they struggled with their day-to-day life. The episode in question aired on Monday, and feedback from Pagans who watched the show has been appearing in the blogosphere. Surprisingly, it seems that the Hovey family acquitted themselves well, and that TLC didn’t pull any of the usual reality-television dirty tricks.


The Hovey Family: Kendra, Tim, Alana, and Alec

“For once, I was actually quite surprised and pleased with it. The family was portrayed as being regular people who had regular concerns within their family and in daily life. It seems that the main theme of this episode was religious tolerance, which makes sense to me. There are so many people that do not have an understanding of Pagan religions for several reasons, including not having any exposure to it. One thing that struck me was that Rev. Kendra Vaughan Hovey said that she would rather have people say things to her face rather than saying things behind her back. That way, they have a chance for communication and education.”S. Nichole, A Pagan Sojourn

“I have to say that I was pleased beyond my wildest expectations. It was a fair and honest portrayal of the Wiccan faith. It was a fair and honest portrayal of an American family who just happens to follow a faith that is outside the societal norms. It showed the good and the bad (each child expresses feelings of being “left out” because of how busy their mother is with her with her congregation responsibilities).”Mama Kelly, A Blog of Two Witches

“I was really presently surprised though! The family was as normal as can be, the father was an IT consultant and the mother ran the First Church of Wicca in her town and was a full-time mom. Take away the pentacle and she could have been any religious minister. They are raising their two children in the Wiccan path but they also are prepared to let them walk their own path if they so choose.”Jaspenelle Stewart, Graceful Symmetry

More reviews of the episode can be found, here, here, here, and here.

In reading over all the reviews I have found so far, it seems the main criticism of the show is aimed at Rev. Hovey’s insistence on constantly wearing a Christian clerical collar everywhere she went no matter what she was doing. But aside from that issue, the feedback seems generally positive. So congratulations to the Hovey family for winning the reality television lottery*, a positive portrayal of a modern Pagan faith in one of the most sensationalist formats ever invented.

*Like winning the lottery, the chances of another Pagan family experiencing the same treatment is on par with being struck several times by lightning on a clear day while taking a walk. So remember my semi-official guideline for Pagans and reality television, if it isn’t Oprah (or TLC I guess), just say no.