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Epic work conversations #3

July 6, 2011 By 3 Comments

With Kelley the Intern Caturn, via Skype.

[9:33:43 AM] JT Eberhard: Biyatch!  Look at all this street cred I gots!  I be making it rain godlessness up in dis piece.  Ya heeeeeeeeeeeeeard?
[9:33:56 AM] Kelley Freeman: :blank stare:
[9:33:59 AM] Kelley Freeman: I heard but not sure if I understand
[9:34:05 AM] Kelley Freeman: also I really, really want a glass of orange juice
[9:34:06 AM] JT Eberhard: I will fuck up an Abrahamic religion.
[9:34:08 AM] JT Eberhard: Axe anybody.
[9:34:33 AM] JT Eberhard: Orange juice?  Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit, we be gettin’ crunk off organic milk and coffee in da club right naow.
[9:34:44 AM] Kelley Freeman: noooo I want OJ
[9:35:15 AM] JT Eberhard: If you wanna roll with da godless, homie, then you gots ta be rollin’ with coffee.  Columbia, mother-fucker!
[9:35:31 AM] Kelley Freeman: :sulk:
[9:35:56 AM] JT Eberhard: JT Eberhard shoots you.

Shit just got real in the SSA.

Filed Under: Humor 3 Comments
  • http://ramenneedles.com Kelley the Catern

    I still want OJ.

  • http://www.facebook.com/sid.fisher Sid

    And when you run out of organic milk:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UFc1pr2yUU

  • http://tasteofmore.blogspot.com Kay

    Seriously, so jealous of your fun at work. So jealous. My job is not nearly so entertaining.