The Daily Twitter: "Oxymoron- intelligent Athiest"

Christina here…

Time for another installment of TDT…

 

Hey @ReverendJohnW… why don’t you join us here on WWJTD so we can talk like adults, huh? Unless you’re scared of my MANLINESS.

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  • ZombieFood

    I just want to point out that for someone claiming atheists aren’t intelligent, in a single post he managed to misspell “atheists,” “Christians,” “bigoted,” and “intolerant.”

  • unbound

    “Hey @ReverendJohnW… why don’t you join us over on WWJTD here so we can talk like adults, huh?”

    From that twitter feed, I’m not convinced @ReverendJohnW is actually capable of talking like an adult. I’m not even sure what he was putting out above puts him at high school level…

    • Andrew

      I call troll. The link on his twitter takes you to a site that looks like it was done by a 15 year old. I don’t think it’s worth paying attention to.

      • Malimar

        I call “actually 15 years old”. Probably younger.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1468751142 Kevin

    Hey Rev, what’s the speed of light?

    “Jesus”.

    What’s Boyle’s law?

    “Jesus”.

    Who let the dogs out?

    “Jesus”.

    Which imaginary friend is spending way to much time talking to you?

    “Jesus”.

    • http://criticallyskeptic-dckitty.blogspot.com Katherine Lorraine, Chaton de la Mort

      This is fun!

      What is the average rainfall of the Amazon Basin?

      Jesus.

      How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?

      Jesus.

      What’s 2+2?

      Jesus.

      What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

      Jesus.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1468751142 Kevin

        Where did I leave my car keys?

        “Jesus”.

        Does this lump look suspicious?

        “Jesus”.

        • http://www.facebook.com/ziztur Christina

          “Does this dress make me look fat?”

          Jesus.

          “How come my dog licks his butt before he licks me?”

          Jesus.

          “Doctor, is there any way you can save my arm?”

          Jesus.

          “How do I get to the nearest Walgreens?”

          Jesus.

          • lordshipmayhem

            If I answered “Jesus” to the question, “Does this dress make me look fat?”, at best I’d be sleeping on the couch tonight.

            Evidence that “Jesus” is not ALWAYS the correct answer.

          • Moggie

            Who’s the black private dick that’s a sex machine to all the chicks?

            Jesus.

            Who’s your favourite fictional character?

            Jesus.

  • http://twitter.com/#!/VeritasKnight VeritasKnight

    Sounds like the Reverend is a subscriber to the Internet Tough Guy magazine.

  • http://www.freethoughtblogs.com/nataliereed Natalie Reed

    “Were you born a man” ?

    -sigh-

    I just love being a go-to insult, actually being everything that supposedly undermines a human’s worth and credibility.

    • http://www.facebook.com/ziztur Christina

      I know. I’m thinking about writing a blog post to this effect. That’s two guys (actually in the same day) attempting to insult me by asking if I was born a man or saying I am a hermaphrodite. That says far more about their opinion of non-cis people…

      • http://www.freethoughtblogs.com/nataliereed Natalie Reed

        Well… would you mind letting me know soon if you’re going to blog on it? Because if not, I might take a go at it. It might be nice to sit back and let someone else handle this kind of thing for a change, though. :)

        • http://www.freethoughtblogs.com/wwjtd Christina

          It’s totally happening today =D

    • https://twitter.com/#!/Erulora Erulóra Maikalambe

      It’s also physically impossible to be born a man. I was born a boy, I became a man later. How much later depends on who you ask.

  • http://www.freethoughtblogs.com/nataliereed Natalie Reed

    And HIM calling ATHEISTS bigoted?!

    • http://www.facebook.com/ziztur Christina

      I think I need to do some research to test the hypothesis that bigots are so bigoted that they are incapable of correctly assessing their own level of bigotry.

      I’ll call it the Stepehens Effect.

      • Jonathan Burnett

        That sounds rather like the Dunning-Kruger effect.

  • rikitiki

    I love his “antihiest”. No, we’re not anti-highest…we’re pro-lowest, right? ;)

    • Rory

      I’m definitely not anti-heist. ‘The Thomas Crown Affair’ (original) was total badass. Remake had it’s moments, too.

      • JSC_ltd

        Renee.

      • JSC_ltd

        Russo.

  • rikitiki

    Oh, sorry, we’re talking Jesus and stuff here, so I guess that shoulda been: ORO-pro-lowest.

  • Randomfactor

    What oxymoron wrote that?

  • The Rev

    This man has clearly owned you all.

    • http://grahamshevlin.com/current Graham Shevlin

      He’s just another drive-by Twitter wanker.

    • Ze Madmax

      This man has clearly owned you all.

      Sounds like someone has some interesting ideas regarding the meaning of “clearly”, “owned” and “all”.

  • http://freethoughtblogs.com/camelswithhammers Daniel Fincke

    Seems pretty unambiguously a poe to me.

    • https://twitter.com/#!/Erulora Erulóra Maikalambe

      I thought the point of Poe’s Law is that it’s never unambiguous.

  • Mriana

    Now those comments from the Rev Whoever, were really sophomoric. Not only that, I noticed he can’t spell very well. Not that I’m perfect, but his spelling was very poor.

  • P Smith

    The twit on twitter proves that “ethical christian” is an oxymoron.

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