The Polyamory Bear

Christina here…

Many weeks ago, this video made the rounds on the atheoskeptifeminicalistosphere, for its message of  remaining “pure” until marriage.

 

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That’s great if this is what you want, but we decided there are perfectly reasonable alternatives to this idealized and (frankly, rather bizarre) idea of “purity”.

JT and I have a video response.

Lucky for you, I finally bought a new camera, so my videos aren’t so scuzzy.

My editing is still scuzzy, but this is the first time I’ve ever touched Adobe Premiere Pro, so cut me some slack.

Cue  The Polyamory Bear:

 

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p.s. If you view it on Youtube, you can see it in HD.

Learn more about Christina and follow her @ziztur.

 

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  • Marie the Bookwyrm

    This is great! And Polyamory Bear is much cuter than Purity Bear.

  • http://www.facebook.com/pages/Evermore/119926001452367 Sahra Santosha

    I <3 Polyamory Bear! Definitely sharing. :o)

  • Dhorvath, OM

    Love the eye movements. Very cute.

  • Ace of Sevens

    And production values were in line with the original.

  • Marie the Bookwyrm

    http://freethoughtblogs.com/biodork/2012/02/16/hes-baaaaack/

    Uh, oh. Looks like you guys are going to have to make another video.

  • I’m_not

    Philip Larkin said sex was invented in 1963 but of course he was being witty and wise. You two are just dull about this. No one gives a fuck. Hearing you talk about it is rather like being on a long flight sat next to someone who starts a conversation with, “I had this amazing dream last night where my house was my house but not really my house…”.

    I’d be as interested in posts about what you find between your toes as this. Who gives a fuck? Why do you think this is in any way amazing or interesting?

    • http://www.freethoughtblogs.com/wwjtd Christina

      Just for you, I’m going to plan more videos. I hope you looooooove them.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000457405046 krispreusker

        This video was worth it just for the line “Is a parent only able to love ONE of their children?”

        Brilliant. (I’m keeping that one ’til I have to break the news to my mother. Should be fun!)

    • Rey Fox

      Protesteth too much

    • Rory

      It’s a damn shame you’re being forced to read this blog, then.

      Oh, wait.

    • Marshall

      Philip Larkin said sex was invented in 1963 but of course he was being witty and wise. You two are just dull about this. No one gives a fuck. Hearing you talk about it is rather like being on a long flight sat next to someone who starts a conversation with, “I had this amazing dream last night where my house was my house but not really my house…”.

      I’d be as interested in posts about what you find between your toes as this. Who gives a fuck? Why do you think this is in any way amazing or interesting?

      Your comment is really dull and doesn’t talk about the things that I personally find interesting. Nobody gives a fuck. I know this because I don’t give a fuck and everyone always agrees with me. Your comment reminds me of people who talk about sports, because sports are totally uninteresting and something that nobody gives a fuck about. Sometimes I go to sports bars and loudly declare that sports are uninteresting and demand that the channel be changed to C-SPAN. People call me a narcissistic troll, but that’s just because they’re confused and tired from pretending to be interested in sports. I also hate pie. People should stop eating so damn much pie, because then I have to go all the way to their houses to inform them that pie tastes bad, and gas is getting pretty expensive. I suppose I could not do that, but then how would everyone know what I think so that they can agree with me?

  • sunsangnim

    The purity bear was sort of creepy and painfully awkward. When he says “you’re worth the wait,” I was sort of expecting her to say, “I only wanted to invite you in for coffee and bible study, you perv! What kind of girl do you think I am? Besides, this was our first date and you’re talking about our wedding night? You’re a creep.” But then I remembered this is a christian video, so of course they get married.

  • julian

    Where the mohawk? Nothing is complete without the mohawk.

    Also,

    poking someone in the eye is ridiculous. No one is that inept. Now nostrils! Those are a different story.

  • 1000 Needles

    Love it! …and I don’t love other YouTube videos any less.

  • http://a-million-gods.blogspot.com/ Avicenna

    Yeah but both bears pale in comparison to the Misery Bear.

    http://www.youtube.com/show/miserybear

    You cannot watch these videos without going “Awww”.

  • Moe

    Come on, lets cut to the chase…men want all the pussy available at all times!

  • Aquaria

    Needs some editing. Your pauses are far too long.

    • http://www.facebook.com/ziztur Christina

      Done on purpose, because Its easier to make bad film intentionally than it is to make good film.

      • http://onth3outsidecorner.wordpress.com/ otocump

        It takes a subtle directing hand to be a film version of a Poe, and in this case you did great!

  • Randomfactor

    Loved the spasming hands…

  • christophburschka

    This is actually the first time I’ve seen one of those Purity Bear videos and have to say OMFSM that thing is creepy. Pedo Bear has nothing on it.

  • IslandBrewer

    Wait, are you saying I should be able to love both my kids at the same time?

    How else can I get my evening’s gladiatorial combat out of them?

  • Brianne Bilyeu

    Ahahaha! That was beautiful. And just as awkward as the original, but with a much better message. How many times did you have to reshoot because you started cracking up in hysterical laughter?

  • Alix

    Watching the original video made me think that instead of going and doing the horizontal monster mash, they just hopped in the car and got married in Vegas. THEN fucked.

  • Jessica D.

    Hey, Christina. It’s Jess from work. Ur video was great!


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