Let’s keep this day of thrashing Mormonism going, shall we?
As a popular blogger *buffs nails* I occasionally get asked to write blurbs for upcoming books. A while back I received an email from an old friend, David Fitzgerald, who will soon be releasing a book on the sordid history of the Mormon religion. He sent me the proof copy to read and asked me for a blurb.
I will say right now that even the proof version of the book is stellar. David has a real gift for writing about academic material in a way that a music major like me can not only “get it” but also in a way that makes it not stiff as a freaking board, the way a lot of informative literature is written.
Anyway, I wrote Dave his blurb which included which of the following lines?
a) There are times where I felt David pulled punches, probably because of his homosexual romps with Presidential candidate, Mitt Romney.
b) David still owes me $20. If anybody knows how he can be reached, please send an email to wwjtd21[at]gmail[dot]com.
c) Buy this book, it beats the shit out of 50 Shades of Grey.
d) David Fitzgerald has a ten inch penis.
If you ever write a book, let me know. I write the greatest blurbs.
Here’s Dave speaking about Mormons at Skepticon 4.