David Fitzgerald’s blurb.

Let’s keep this day of thrashing Mormonism going, shall we?

As a popular blogger *buffs nails* I occasionally get asked to write blurbs for upcoming books.  A while back I received an email from an old friend, David Fitzgerald, who will soon be releasing a book on the sordid history of the Mormon religion.  He sent me the proof copy to read and asked me for a blurb.

I will say right now that even the proof version of the book is stellar.  David has a real gift for writing about academic material in a way that a music major like me can not only “get it” but also in a way that makes it not stiff as a freaking board, the way a lot of informative literature is written.

Anyway, I wrote Dave his blurb which included which of the following lines?

a)  There are times where I felt David pulled punches, probably because of his homosexual romps with Presidential candidate, Mitt Romney.
b)  David still owes me $20.  If anybody knows how he can be reached, please send an email to wwjtd21[at]gmail[dot]com.
c)  Buy this book, it beats the shit out of 50 Shades of Grey.
d)  David Fitzgerald has a ten inch penis.

If you ever write a book, let me know.  I write the greatest blurbs.

Here’s Dave speaking about Mormons at Skepticon 4.

About JT Eberhard

When not defending the planet from inevitable apocalypse at the rotting hands of the undead, JT is a writer and public speaker about atheism, gay rights, and more. He spent two and a half years with the Secular Student Alliance as their first high school organizer. During that time he built the SSA’s high school program and oversaw the development of groups nationwide. JT is also the co-founder of the popular Skepticon conference and served as the events lead organizer during its first three years.

  • David Fitzgerald

    You always know the right thing to say, Brother Man… = P
    -D

  • Amyc

    I’m voting for b), because JT always gets what’s owed to him…

  • Searching

    Lets hate Mormons!

    How is this not a hate site?


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