David Fitzgerald’s blurb.

Let’s keep this day of thrashing Mormonism going, shall we?

As a popular blogger *buffs nails* I occasionally get asked to write blurbs for upcoming books.  A while back I received an email from an old friend, David Fitzgerald, who will soon be releasing a book on the sordid history of the Mormon religion.  He sent me the proof copy to read and asked me for a blurb.

I will say right now that even the proof version of the book is stellar.  David has a real gift for writing about academic material in a way that a music major like me can not only “get it” but also in a way that makes it not stiff as a freaking board, the way a lot of informative literature is written.

Anyway, I wrote Dave his blurb which included which of the following lines?

a)  There are times where I felt David pulled punches, probably because of his homosexual romps with Presidential candidate, Mitt Romney.
b)  David still owes me $20.  If anybody knows how he can be reached, please send an email to wwjtd21[at]gmail[dot]com.
c)  Buy this book, it beats the shit out of 50 Shades of Grey.
d)  David Fitzgerald has a ten inch penis.

If you ever write a book, let me know.  I write the greatest blurbs.

Here’s Dave speaking about Mormons at Skepticon 4.

  • David Fitzgerald

    You always know the right thing to say, Brother Man… = P
    -D

  • Amyc

    I’m voting for b), because JT always gets what’s owed to him…

  • Searching

    Lets hate Mormons!

    How is this not a hate site?


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