Drink!

Checking out here folks. Sorry to cut it short. You keep track and have fun.
Be safe! <3


9:17pm:
For Mitt:

Israel x2
Benghazi

For Obama:
Clinton


9:03pm:
For Mitt:

He wants children of illegal immigrants to join the military to become citizens?! Everyone finish your drink to keep your sanity! (just kidding.. kind of)

For Obama:
Meh. Nothing this round either. Come on, guys.


8:58pm:
For Mitt:

unemployment x4
Obamacare x2
Reagan x2

For Obama:
Nothing fun this time. You can drink every time you catch Mitt lying if you want. That’s fun.


8:51pm:
For Obama:
middle class
tax cuts

For Mitt:
small business x6! Woah buddy. Making up for last round.


8:45pm:
For Obama:
middle class x1

For Mitt:
He didn’t say anything, but…you can drink because Obama kicked his ass while talking about women’s issues.


8:36pm:
for Mitt:

Small business x2
5 point plan! Take five drinks!
Romney is laughing awkwardly again. Drink!

For Obama:
He’s smiling awkwardly now. drink.


8:30pm:
Middle class x4
and Tax cuts x2 for Obama
Spending x1 for Mitt
Also Mitt is smiling awkwardly while he’s getting insulted. Take a couple drinks for that.


8:24 (I’m in central time!):
Candy x3 from Mitt; drink 3 times if you’re drinking with Mitt.
Obama drinkers, you might want to start drinking with both candidates. Obama isn’t giving us much here as far as drinking goes.


Michaelyn here! If you’re playing along, here’s what we’re doing. JT is drinking for Mitt. :D I’ll be live-blogging along with JT and making sure you keep up!

If you are drinking to
Barack Obama:

Let Me Be Clear
Inherited
Middle Class
Loopholes
Congress
Tax Cuts
Medicare
Sanctions
Nuclear
Clinton

If you are drinking to
Mitt Romney:

Unemployment
ObamaCare
Small Business
Freedom
Israel
Spending
Candy (as in Crowley)
China
Benghazi
Reagan

Additional drinking opportunities

If you find yourself feeling more sober than you’d like, consider the following suggestions. Keep in mind, these rules do not affect the candidates’ scores on the big board.

Start the night off with a gimme – Take a drink for each person or organization that your candidate thanks in his opening remarks.

If your candidate has any type of numbered or multi-step plan – Take one drink for each number.

Each time you see your candidate force an awkward grin or laugh while his opponent is insulting him or disparaging his policies – Take a drink.

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  • Kodie

    I don’t have any drink so it’s less fun. :( I am trying to figure out if they are wearing a normal amount of make-up for television or way more.

  • Trevor

    Romney: This is a nation of immigrants. I was born in Mexico.

    Ya, Romney I’m sure that will win you a lot of points with hispanic voters.

  • RuQu

    I do believe you drink too much. This election might kill you.

  • Activist For Truth

    This is great stuff. But I see you are spending a lot of time here! Are you relocating to this area? You could help rid the troll infestation.


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