Atheistish pictures 1/2/13.

There is literally nothing exciting in my reader for today, and I’m sure you guys are getting enough fiscal cliff drama to make you puke elsewhere, so I’m not going to do any of that today.  So here are some pictures.

A letter to Dear Abby: “Dear Abby, it has recently come to my knowledge that a homosexual couple is moving into the house opposite. Our community tries to uphold its family values, so I would appreciate any advice you have as to improving the quality of our neighborhood in light of these unfortunate circumstances.” Abby’s response: “Dear Reader, you could move.”

 

The fact that you can't sell your daughter for three goats and a cow means we have already redefined marriage.

A lengthy comic with a woman expressing the most lunatic religious opinions before saying she honestly doesn't understand how people can be so gullible to believe things like evolution and the Big Bang.

Science accurately predicted Hurricane Sandy, saving lives and property.  Religion blamed it on the gays.

"Are you trying to avoid talking about guns?  Would you rather talk about mental health?  Republicans, in the past three years, have cut mental health services by $4.3 billion."

"Oh, you don't believe in Bigfoot?  What if I told you he'll send you to hell if you don't believe?"

"I celebrate Christmas in the traditional, biblical fashion by impregnating a virgin and then blaming it on a ghost."

"Young earth creationism is essentially the position that all modern science, 90% of living scientists and 98% of living biologists, all major university biology departments, every major science journal, the American Academy of Sciences, and every major science organization in the world, are all wrong regarding the origins and development of life...but on particular tribe of uneducated, bronze aged, goat herders got it exactly right." ~ Chuck Easttom

“Young earth creationism is essentially the position that all modern science, 90% of living scientists and 98% of living biologists, all major university biology departments, every major science journal, the American Academy of Sciences, and every major science organization in the world, are all wrong regarding the origins and development of life…but on particular tribe of uneducated, bronze aged, goat herders got it exactly right.” ~ Chuck Easttom

 

Christians when the topic is science: “Evolution? The Big Bang? Global warming? Being born gay? They are all just theories! I need tons more proof than that!”
Christians when the topic is Christianity: “Proof? You don’t need proof! That’s why it’s called faith! No evidence required!”

 

Comparison of percentage of time in office spent on vacation between George W. Bush and Barack Obama.  Bush at 32% and Obama at 5.2%.  Guess which one conservatives call "The Vacationer in Chief"?

  • stop2wonder

    I love that vacation pic, but does anyone have a cited source for it? Thanks in advance.

  • Kris Preusker

    The third one is from “Atheist Eve” by Tracie Harris. Attribution, muthaflippa!

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