Paying up.

At the beginning of the NFL season, Michaelyn and I made a bet.  I, knowing full well that Mark Sanchez sucked, bet that in at least one game this year Tim Tebow would be made the starter – not because of injury, but because they decided to bench Sanchez.  Michaelyn said Tebow would never start.

I was right on almost everything.  Sanchez sucked, the Jets decided to bench him…but then they leapfrogged past Tebow to their third stringer.  So even though I was right on everything circumstantial, Michaelyn still technically won the bet.

So I’m about to pay my penance by taking her out to a fancy dinner.  I’m even wearing a button up shirt and she almost got me to part my hair.  Fortunately, I have standards.

The place we’re going to is called Genovese.  With a name like that, it’s pretty much announcing that I won’t fit in there.  Fortunately, Michaelyn’s fancy enough for the two of us.  :)

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