Want to formally request excommunication from the Catholic Church? There’s an app for that.
Welcome to the Excommunicate App the formal application people can use to express and request a formal Excommunication from the Roman Catholic Church. People for differing reasons may wish to be excommunicated; perhaps simply they don’t wish to be counted as being catholic anymore. This App offers simple and easy options under the churches own Canon Law to help you qualify for excommunication.
If only I’d known. This would’ve been so much easier than 10+ years of blogging about all the ways the Catholic Church is shitting all over decency.