Vatican pirating porn?

TorrentFreak reports that when the Vatican pirates movies, they go all out…

But just when the whole exercise was beginning to fall a bit flat, we spotted some downloads to get pulses racing. It seems that while Vatican dwellers aren’t all that interested in Hollywood movies, they do enjoy adult related celluloid.

Lea Lexis and Krissy Lynn?  They are probably Catholic school girls.  Seems pretty innocent.

BDSM Sklavin Züchtigung im dunklen Hobbykeller teen fesselspiele?  I got As in German in college, so I think that means BDSM slave punishment in a dark basement hobbyshop, teen fetish play.  But I’m rusty, so who knows?  Of course, I don’t care if some people in the Vatican are watching that stuff.  Nothing wrong with porn or indulging fantasy.

Of course, when you’re telling the rest of the world how to conduct their sex lives, I can sure as hell jump on you for the hypocrisy.  Frankly, I’m more offended that an organization of scarcely measurable wealth feels the need to pirate their porn.  These assholes are why the industry is dying.

Maybe we should all be happy since Catholic leaders are moving up to teens, and toward fantasy rather than actually raping them.  And Mark Shea thought no longer denying a dixie cup of wine and a piece of stale bread to social progressives represented progress!  This is awesome!  Enjoy your porn you sexually repressed frauds!

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When not defending the planet from inevitable apocalypse at the rotting hands of the undead, JT is a writer and public speaker about atheism, gay rights, and more. He spent two and a half years with the Secular Student Alliance as their first high school organizer. During that time he built the SSA’s high school program and oversaw the development of groups nationwide. JT is also the co-founder of the popular Skepticon conference and served as the events lead organizer during its first three years.


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