83 year-old nun caught trying to steal uranium.

Well this is just weird.

A federal jury has found an 83-year-old nun and two fellow protesters guilty of breaking into the Y-12 National Security Complex and defacing a uranium processing plant.

Man, good thing she wasn’t aiding and abetting child rapists, otherwise her punishment may be to be made pope.

I just…what was she going to do with the uranium?


Holy crap. Turns out the lady’s a hero. Good for her!

About JT Eberhard

When not defending the planet from inevitable apocalypse at the rotting hands of the undead, JT is a writer and public speaker about atheism, gay rights, and more. He spent two and a half years with the Secular Student Alliance as their first high school organizer. During that time he built the SSA’s high school program and oversaw the development of groups nationwide. JT is also the co-founder of the popular Skepticon conference and served as the events lead organizer during its first three years.


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