Bryan Fischer: Jesus holds the atoms together.

Bryan Fischer has faith, and he has lots of it.  He don’t need no science.

Science doesn’t know?  Fuck!  It must be a guy who rose from the dead!

Hemant says someone needs to get Fischer a Nobel Prize.  I say someone needs to get him access to fucking Google.  We’ve known since the 1970s about strong interactions.  It used to be that Christians would only try to slide Jesus into areas of scientific ignorance.  Fischer says “fuck that noise”: he’s claiming Jesus as an explanation for stuff we already know!

I can’t wait to see what’s next.  Maybe the sun burning isn’t nuclear fusion!  What if it’s actually Jesus having a barbeque?  And that computer in Bryan Fischer’s office that was produced by scientists?  It doesn’t function of our mortal understanding of electromagnetism – it’s actually the Jesus Box.  I will use it to search for porn just to spite Bryan Fischer.

If there were a just god that cared about humanity, Bryan Fischer would not influence so many people’s scientific opinions.  Through faith people can find this yahoo to be more credible than the full battery of PhDs in the relative science the world over.  Their faith has made them ignorant and kept them that way, and we should not apologize for saying so.

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