Gay rights leads to giant evil “super mice”

Steven here…

Looks like the supermarket chain, Tesco, has a problem with horrible rodents. From Pink News:

Health inspectors found a “supermouse” in the Tesco Metro branch in London’s Covent Garden. The mouse had swollen to much larger than normal size because it had been feeding on chicken and cakes.

Tesco pleaded guilty at Westminster magistrates’ court yesterday, as the court heard that staff had failed to fix doors, pipes and loose ceiling tiles, which had allowed mice to enter fridges and food crates.

Wow, sounds like they messed up pretty bad. Good thing this is being dealt with. But I can’t help but wonder how their pest problem got so bad. Oh wait, Stephen Green of the Christian Voice has figured that out for us. Hooray! Now we can improve our public health regulations for the better.

“It is symptomatic of the bad management of Tesco. Any company which announces its support for gay pride six weeks before Christmas obviously can’t operate basic pest control.”

What a relief! All we have to do to stem the tide of mutant rats is to stop treating gay people like they are people. I admit it took me a while to make the connection between basic human decency and an infestation from the pits of Hell, but I think I grasp it. See, if we give gay people the same rights that straigt people have and treat them with respect, all of the filthy creatures of the night will see this and suddenly think that they deserve “special rights” too. Mark my words, it’s only a matter of time before June becomes Flea-ridden Varmint Pride Month and we have activist judges forcing our children to marry perverted rats.

Either that or the infestation wasn’t connected to equality at all and a Christian leader decided to take a cheap shot.

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  • Silent Service

    Why, nobody would ever take a cheep shot like that, Steven. Not one decent person. Ohhhh,… crap.

  • baal

    Mismanagement leads to rat infestation and gay rights; it’s still a terrible and bigoted argument. The guy making it is know for his birdshittery.

    • Sam

      He also seems to be a wife and child-beater, which makes him devoid of any moral authority whatsoever.

  • Loqi

    My leg is sore today. It’s probably the gays’ fault.

  • Loqi

    Who knew Upton Sinclair was actually documenting the terrible consequences of the overwhelming support for gays that existed in corporate America circa 1900?

  • Christopher Stephens

    Oh my goodness, the GAYS are responsible for the Rodents Of Unusual Size! We really should have known.

    • ultravomit


      • EvolutionKills

        They keep using that word…

  • Ace_of_Sevens

    Are these the mice with fully-functioning human brains Michele Bachman tried to warn us about?

  • Zinc Avenger

    And LO, did the Lord smite the store with a plague of mice which have never before been seen in God-fearing establishments.

  • Avicenna

    Maybe Gaston’s went out of business and the Rats had to get a job to feed their cheese habit?

  • Arakasi_99

    Excue me, but can we still get the Giant Evil Super Mice if I don’t personally get gay married? I like GESM just as much as the next guy, but I’m not willing to get divorced just to get some.

    • Zinc Avenger

      You’ll have to make your own arrangements with your Assigned Gay Partner, if he/she allows you to indulge your deviancy like that. Just remember, if you don’t get gay married you will not get gay benefits and you will not be able to file your taxes jointly.

    • Feminerd

      Same here. Oooh, maybe we can do legally recognized polyamory so I can get lesbian married along with my hetero marriage, and them make more GESM!

      • Quintin van Zuijlen

        Sorry, bi’s are not allowed and will be exterminated.

  • Len

    Any company which announces its support for gay pride six weeks before Christmas obviously can’t operate basic pest control.

    Damn. I knew we should have done it seven weeks before Christmas.

    • Adam Patrick

      I’ll be doing it eight weeks before Christmas. I just want to be sure.

      • Zinc Avenger

        What, and miss out on the Giant Evil Super Mice?

  • # zbowman

    I remember this guy. Abusive husband and father, coupled with an attitude somewhere between Santorum and Phelps.

    ‘Cause that kind of motherfucker is exactly who our country needs as a moral guide.

  • Fred Dumbar

    Makes perfect sense. A leads to B which equals 7.

  • Gehennah

    I got it. By supporting gay rights, it led to gay mice entering the store. The gay mice bred and created super mice from the loins of their poor impregnated daddy mice.